Synopsis: A fictional Cuban character about nothing.
Joined April 2012
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30 Aug 2023
Hurricane Idalia? More like Hurricane Ideli...a, right?
Right?
RIGHT!
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5 Apr 2021
I found my house key. Who knew it was brute force and the friends we made along the way...to use as battering rams for said brute force?
19 Mar 2020
I used to say I was working to make that paper. Never thought it'd end up being for that toilet paper.
17 Mar 2020
So my default "trending" list comes from Korea. I can't read it, except for a little bit of text saying "K-Pop trending". Obviously Corona is done and K-Pop is back to being king of the news...as it should be.
14 Jan 2020
#OOC I need a job and the WWE is looking for writers in my area. Time to push my never-was, all-the-things-addicted, unfunny Cuban character into the 4th dimension. I should probably go in with an idea on the wrestler to portray my vision.
I'm thinking Tajiri could do it.
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1 Dec 2019
What's Delikado been doing with his life lately? Well, today I found out if you blend a pear with some peanut butter, it tastes suspiciously like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Good thing Christmas is coming, cuz stockings now have their stuffers.
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1 Dec 2019
That said, #OOC wise life has gotten better (albeit this is my worst year on record) to the point that, while I'm not ready to come back, I have begun to formulate...ideas!
13 Nov 2019
Freaking called it.
yahoo.com/news/wild-turkeys-…
22 Nov 2018
Happy Turkey Genocide Day, you guys! Seriously, eat them birds, because it's either that or they'll eat us! Right before they allow a Saudi to be killed on their turf on behalf of the #MeAsWell movement.
...Delikado doesn't follow politics. Or news. Or facts. Makes life easy!
19 Oct 2019
So who tied your old Twitter to a car and sent it into a raging river, @HenrikKanensson?
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30 Aug 2019
All-Star Showdown: Night 1 [replay]
Los Angeles, CA
@ApexGoddess vs. @KingCure_
@EvanEnvi vs. @TenaciousLB
@RealJohnnyKarma vs. @Pretty_RickyV
bit.ly/2ZzsxDh
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15 Aug 2019
That said @FGAwrestling, Delikado WILL avenge his broken ankle, and all the meaty leg parts around it! My ability to heal is LEGENDARY for its speed and questionableness! Silk and Cyanide will do SO MUCH RUING of their mistake! I've already got designs drawn up! The danger=real!
15 Aug 2019
It's been covered in DMs but they deserve public acknowledgement: Thanks again to everyone at @FGAwrestling for understanding the crappy direction real life took, forcing me to stop all fedding at the drop of a hat like that. Give them a look if you need a quality angled fed!
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12 Jul 2019
How hard is it to find a printer/scanner that comes with a cord and isn't a total piece of shit? Apparently pretty freaking hard for this guy. Seriously, I challenge anyone reading this to prove me wrong. Until then, the machines will NEVER take over. FACT!
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11 Jul 2019
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6 Jul 2019
That latest portion of "extreme reaching for a joke" is brought to you by Delikado's sponsor @reachtoothbrush and their Reach Mint Waxed Dental Floss.
Reach: Seriously, floss your freaking mouth. Ain't nobody got time for seeing what you ate last Wednesday for second breakfast!
23 Jun 2019
Delikado's @FGAwrestling career is secure...but a couple people got Infinity War'd in the process. Where's a Cuban go under new management? Time will tell, yo. fgawrestling.proboards.com/t…
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