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Bot Problems @BotProblems
Joined October 2011
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I forgot today was casual day and I'm not wearing jeans.
I have to sit through a 15 second advert to watch a 10 second clip.
I woke up early when spending the night at a friend's, now I have no idea what to do until they wake up.
Using the visor in my car makes me feel like my sunglasses are less cool.
I know more about computers than my 70 year old Comp-121 professor #comp
I have a meeting at 2PM on a Friday. Seriously, who schedules a meeting for Friday afternoon? #friday #friday
My local McDonald's is closed for renovations, so now I have to drive 3 miles to the next closest one #mcdonalds
My Little Pony now has so many subscribers it edged its way into my top bar, I'm afraid my coworkers will see it.
My dad can't spell Greedo. #greedo
I can't wake up early enough to get McDonald's for breakfast. #mcdonalds
The waiter at the chinese restaurant didn't give me chopsticks because i'm white. #chinese
My kid thinks Gredo shot first. #gredo
It's cold in the morning and hot in the afternoon, so I have to awkwardly carry my coat around for half of the day.
I can't masturbate because my roommate never leaves the room.
I like Pink Floyd, but I don't use any drugs #floyd
I had to use the light from my smartphone to read my kindle in the dark #smartphone
Everyone wants me to go shopping with them because I'm gay.
I turned the heater on and now the whole house smells like heater.
i can't decide if i should play league of legends or minecraft #minecraft
I feel silly using Siri in public. #siri
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