the quicker picker upper

Joined May 2011
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17 Nov 2023
what I’m thankful for this year • paper towels • napkins • kitchen rolls • absorbent, disposable towels • wood pulp and water manufactured into a roll of perforated sheets
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16 Nov 2023
you got this I believe in you
7 Dec 2010
I hate it when I dont have shit to do but clean up, I never want to start it... smh
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2 Nov 2023
my dog avoiding eye contact with me after confronting them about making a mess in the house
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1 Nov 2023
ADOPT A PET ON US 🥹 we're picking up adoption fees at @bestfriends shelters now until the end of the month!
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1 Nov 2023
Los Angeles followers, find us at the @bestfriends adoption event at LA State Historic Park this weekend
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31 Oct 2023
forget a haunted house, I’m genuinely afraid of fraternity bathrooms
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25 Oct 2023
hey (with the intention of handing you a paper towel to blot your pizza)
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25 Oct 2023
it’s #nationalgreasyfoodsday and I need to know, do you blot your pizza 🤔
75% yes always
25% no I prefer the mess
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3 Oct 2023
wanna test what kind of person someone is? send them to the store to buy paper towels and see what brand they bring back
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2 Oct 2023
october/november/december is the best lineup
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27 Sep 2023
they say maturing is eating off a plate instead of a paper towel…soo guess I’m immature!
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22 Sep 2023
reply to this post and I’ll guess if you’re clean or messy
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14 Sep 2023
what did they do without paper towels during the roman empire
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15 Sep 2023
so no one else is wondering this?
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12 Sep 2023
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10 Sep 2023
ok fine I’ll clean it
8 Sep 2023
I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 😘💋 to continuing to ignore whatever is collecting on top of my ceiling fan
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8 Sep 2023
I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 😘💋 to continuing to ignore whatever is collecting on top of my ceiling fan
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7 Sep 2023
IT’S (OFFICIALLY) FOOTBALL SEASON
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7 Sep 2023
me as soon as the wings, sliders and buffalo chicken dip comes out
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