New Playlist I’m working on for the public music.apple.com/ng/playlist/…

my bf: I’m gonna eat you tonight. innocent me:

When you sleep over at your friends house but they smoke for breakfast instead of eating

Much to do, much to learn, so much to become😮‍💨

Own goal but that goal doesn’t happen without Lukaku forcing his way into the six yard box. Think what you want about him but he’s simply a bagsman

An @AmadDiallo_19 late winner, you say? ⏱️🔥 We've seen this movie before... 👀

Know the dog is always high All that barkin is not natural Hehe

Life goes on. Thinking of how often Men take they own life in prison. I feel you dawg

"Nobody dies on my shift... BTW, I'm not on my shift..." Maria:

Haa God I miss wizkid. Daddy yo. Not this bloody wiz

If you want a dog like this, first off, you’re going to need a Belgian Malinois. They are essentially the Ferraris of the dog world. But good luck having the patience to slowly train them. It takes a massive amount of time, and you basically need the dedication of a full-time dog trainer to chain all those complex behaviors together. Once you actually get them to this level, though? They treat training sessions like a trip to the amusement park. Their work drive is so insane that they are genuinely enjoying the absolute hell out of it.

Of course its them ugh... Elon must take all his people to Mars, we can't exist with people that are attracted to kids and animals

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

His body kept shrinking after taking a shower. What might have caused this? 🎬

spanish baddies versus cape verde baddies today

Proper Igbo woman. The wickedness is inbuilt😭

kiddies wey go holidays for village want kpai granny plus stress oo. 😂

Savage on d ho

Fear of mou and pepe. Slaps