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Apr 22
Prozo went camping and was attacked by a wild beast!
No, wait, that's just his wife. She's still a little feral, though. 😉
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I will not live in the pod.
I will not drink the sweet tea fiber sludge. 😂
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Everything is just toxic posivity now, don't ask questions, don't have any standards, Just Be Glad We're Getting New Thing, You Control The Buttons You Press
This last few days have taught me I'm apparently the biggest toxic hater on earth, because I only like 1-3, despite thinking those are 3 of the best games of all time.
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Jun 13
No, I'm sorry, this is a braindead take.
Squidward was a pretentious jackass and narcissist who thought too highly of himself. He wasn't "burnt out," he felt his job was beneath him because he was a "misunderstood artist."
He sucks at clarinet but thinks he's amazing. He sucks at art, he sucks at dancing, he sucks at everything, but he's convinced he's some genius just waiting to be discovered.
He's a miserable cynical jackass because he refuses to acknowledge that he's kind of terrible and treats everyone and everything as beneath him.
Remember: no one wants to be a Squidward.
Jun 12
One of the most misunderstood cartoon characters?
Mine is Squidward.
As a kid, I thought he was just a miserable guy who hated fun.
As an adult, I see someone who is just trying to survive annoying coworkers/customers, loud neighbours, and a job he hates.
A lot of us laughed at Squidward when we were younger because we related to SpongeBob's optimism.
Then adulthood happened.
And suddenly Squidward started making sense.
Who's a cartoon character you completely misjudged as a kid but understand much better as an adult?
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Jun 12
good and kind ponies get the bowl hat
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Jun 12
Final verdict:
Cheesecake is very good, but the honeydew flavor is barely noticeable. Will need to work on a way to enhance the honeydew flavor without compromising the solidity of the cheesecake mix.
Further experimentation is required.
Still delicious though. 🤤
Jun 12
Fiancée is sick, so the rules of dieting go right out the window.
We're making honeydew cheesecake. I hear that really helps you feel better. 😉
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Jun 12
The solution isn't "just add more honeydew" because too much juice will make the mix too thin and won't give the consistency of cheesecake.
Might consider reducing the honeydew juice, as well as using honey instead of sugar to try to compliment the honeydew flavor.
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Jun 12
Gamers are fucking philistines unworthy of the medium's former brilliance. A decade ago these people were all watching sports and Netflix instead. Now they've reduced gaming to the refinement of sports and Netflix
People are always so flabbergasted at the pure talent and creative brilliance that came out of Halo CE.
They have to rationalize it was just an accidental masterpiece.
Halo remains so ahead of its time that the industry has to plug its ears and scream to avoid reality.
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Jun 12
Consumer Competition Claims (CCC), through GameClaim, has launched a new class action against Valve in the Netherlands.
The group claims Valve controls around 85% of the PC game market and uses rules that make it harder for developers to sell games cheaper on other stores.
It also argues that Steam’s 30% cut on game sales is too high and shows anti-competitive behaviour.
According to CCC, Dutch gamers have paid more than they should due to these practices, with total damages estimated at over €220 million since 2013..
The group says it will first try to reach a settlement with Valve. If that fails, the case could go to court and may take several years to resolve.
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In a moment of weakness, I desire cheesecake.
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Jun 12
Fiancée is sick, so the rules of dieting go right out the window.
We're making honeydew cheesecake. I hear that really helps you feel better. 😉
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Jun 10
if you look around at everything happening and your conclusion as to why people are becoming more radicalized is still some shit like “andrew tate” and “podcasters” you should be wearing a helmet 24/7
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Jun 10
Today, the SBC voted again to further restrict women in pastoral roles in churches all across the country.
Baptist Women in Ministry laments this decision and the harmful messages it amplifies.
Read our full statement: bwim.info/BWIMResponsetoSBC/
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Jun 9
Keep in mind literally ALL of the people who say Karmelo Anthony had the right I stab a kid to death for telling him to leave a tent also said that Rittenhouse did not have the right to use lethal force against an armed mob chasing him down the street to kill him
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