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Love this David Hockney self portrait for the cover of Vanity Fair magazine.
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I looked up 'dickhead' in the dictionary and there was a picture of this bloke. #Socceroos
Turkiye’s captain really said “don’t back down, double down” on his comments about Australia 😲🗣️🔥
Despite going down 2-0, Hakan Calhanoglu hasn’t shied away from his opinion on the Socceroos.
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A heavy heavy dubwize evening at Melbourne's home of intimate classical. What a combo.
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Roy Keane on Turkey losing 2-0 to Australia national soccer team in their World Cup opener:
🗣️ “I don't want to hear excuses. Before the match, everyone was talking about Turkey as if the three points were already in the bag. Well, football doesn't care about predictions.
Australia looked like a team playing for their lives. Turkey looked like a team waiting for something to happen. That's the difference. One side competed, the other side expected.
What annoys me most is the attitude. You can forgive mistakes. You can forgive missed chances. But you cannot forgive a lack of urgency at a World Cup.
Australia won the physical battle, the mental battle, and in key moments they won the football battle too. That's embarrassing if you're Turkey because they were supposed to be the team making the statement tonight.
Some players will look at the tactics, some will blame luck, and some will point fingers elsewhere. Nonsense. Start by looking in the mirror. World Cups are not won by talent alone.
The harsh reality is this: Australia arrived believing they could win. Turkey arrived believing they should win. One mindset creates history. The other creates headlines like this.”
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Melbourne finally has a better Beach than Sydney. Go *socceroos.
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Multicultral Australia represent! #socceroos
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Absolute SCENES in Melbourne as Australia fans are going wild after the huge FIFA World Cup win! 🗣️
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A critic once asked why David Hockney still painted landscapes as it was a ‘dead art’. Hockey responded, “Landscapes are nature and nature doesn’t fucking die!”
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“The World Cup is football's cathedral. Yet sometimes it feels like we've turned it into a shopping mall where the cash register gets more respect than the match itself.” ~ Jürgen Klopp
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Is there anything in Melbourne more privileged white people than the Travellers Letters section of TheAge?
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Jun 12
From his peroxide hair to his bright yellow Crocs: David Hockney was a style icon. theguardian.com/fashion/2026…
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