Flying in bluer skies these days.
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16 Aug 2017
I've done my part to combat racism by replacing the General Lee with the Jerry Orbach.
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This person is dog shit stupid.
Jun 4
If people want to travel because they think it would be cool to see this or that thing, that’s fine, but the idea that people are learning anything novel or valuable from these experiences is absurd. In order to learn anything that isn’t already on Wikipedia or repeated on a thousand travel blogs you’d actually have to go some place that’s incredibly remote, dangerous or unpleasant and almost nobody is interested in doing that.
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Apr 24
This guy is the dumbest little pig man.
Apr 23
Aaron, the 100 million is a solid figure. No conspiracy theories, just research melded with 30 years as an immigration officer mixed in with this thing called common sense
Community note
Estimates of undocumented immigrants in the US are 11-15 million, not 100 million. This is consistent across nonpartisan & conservative sources.
Pew (14M in 2023): pewresearch.org/race-and-ethni…
DHS (11.6M in 2022): ohss.dhs.gov/topics/immigra…
CIS (14.2M in 2025): cis.org/Report/Overall…
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Apr 24
Every day, a new example of how MAGAs don't understand elementary school math.
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To anyone suffering from imposter syndrome: a man with this speaking voice is doing a podcast.
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Brandon Bird retweeted
Mar 29
Do you realize how cool you’d have to be to come up with Jabba The Hutt
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Mar 28
Hey quick question who started the war
Mar 28
Big anti-Trump protests by the Boomers and Gen Xers, but still no large anti-war protests by anyone.
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Mar 28
Who started the war *using powers the Constitution doesn't give him?* There is no distance between no kings and no war, they are the same.
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Jan 30
RT @GrandpaHarris65: A stranger's immigration status has literally never entered my mind or caused me any concern.
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When you hate the idea of a multicultural, multi-ethnic society but are too dumb to realize you're sharing a painting of America by a Japanese man.
31 Dec 2025
The peace of a nation no longer besieged by the third world.
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This image was stolen and is actually a piece of art by the Japanese artist Hiroshi Nagai.
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47 million of the United States’ 340 million population is foreign-born, the majority of those being legal immigrants. To do 100 million deportations they’d have to deport citizens.
census.gov/quickfacts/fac…
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22 Dec 2025
Great story about teaching your kid laziness, man.
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22 Dec 2025
Also a great example of how AI can only iterate. What if the kid wanted to give him neon green crabclaws and crazy red rings around the eyes?
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22 Dec 2025
Ironic considering jury nullification is the only way Stevie Miller doesn't end up in jail.
21 Dec 2025
Another example of blatant jury nullification in a blue city. The justice system depends on a jury of peers with a shared system of interests and values. Mass migration tribalizes the entire legal system.
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20 Dec 2025
I would like to enter into the record my old girlfriend's Christian Bale geocities page:
Film Twitter pretending Christian Bale was a well known actor before Begins is hilarious 😭
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17 Dec 2025
If you see this nazi dweeb in public it is your moral and ethical obligation to pants him.
17 Dec 2025
For years the United States operated as a “reverse Empire,” using its military to enrich foreign nations and foreign peoples, sacrificing our wealth, security and sovereignty for the sole benefit and advancement of those beyond our borders.
All we got in return were migrants.
No more.
America’s might will secure America’s rights. America’s military will defend America’s destiny. For Americans, first and always.
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16 Dec 2025
Sorry, look how shriveled some people's brains have become. "He'll never be given IP, he'll have to settle for inventing his own successful IP."
15 Dec 2025
Rian Johnson's definitely not mad that Disney told him he's never getting his Star Wars trilogy.
He's already knows the industry has soft-blacklisted him from getting any major IP again and his future is directing endless Knives Out sequels.
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16 Dec 2025
It is also funny how none of these guys have ever realized that his development deal for a trilogy was a completion bonus.
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16 Dec 2025
"Thank you for bringing Last Jedi ahead of schedule and on budget, here is some extra money to have a few meetings with us in the future."
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8 Dec 2025
Trump learned how to write from reading Dr. Bonner soap screeds.
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