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Matty Bray @BrayMatty

An optimistic sceptic and more often than not smiling. Paint and draw. Like jokes. All opinions mine.

Joined February 2012
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Can someone just section this absolute cunt excuse of a human being.
LBC
@LBC
May 29
‘Don’t you see that as a denigration of your baby?!’ Porn star Bonnie Blue’s plans to turn her baby shower into a ‘golden shower’ leaves Shelagh Fogarty feeling uncomfortable.
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When you're 44, but there's a baby on the way..
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Glad I'm watching with the sound off again @SkySportsPL
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Keep passing it to Kinsky on his left foot. Basics lads. #COYS
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"goes down brilliantly"
Lea
@Lea_EFC
Mar 5
Just watch Gabriel here 👀😂 ❌ Gets between Welbeck and the flight of the ball ❌ Waits for Welbeck to get close to him ❌ Dives 🤿 ✅ Wins a free kick Dark Arts FC in all their glory
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Not a foul this week.
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Imagine a country where 12% of the population think Joan of Arc was Noah's not understanding an illness.
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Just seen the new Amazon advert on the telly. Luckily all the neighbours in the street are out to get their parcels. Otherwise it's just being abandoned somewhere.
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#Amsterdam
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How much does he pay "migrants" per week that play for Manchester United?
Nels Abbey
@nelsabbey
Feb 11
"Britain is being colonised by migrants" - Billionaire Jim Ratcliffe. Wealth hoarders need you to hate someone. 99.9% of Brits have more in common with the people arriving on small boats than they do billionaires. *The population of Britain was 67m in '20, not 58m as JR says
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Nels Abbey
@nelsabbey
Feb 11
"Britain is being colonised by migrants" - Billionaire Jim Ratcliffe. Wealth hoarders need you to hate someone. 99.9% of Brits have more in common with the people arriving on small boats than they do billionaires. *The population of Britain was 67m in '20, not 58m as JR says
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Just throwing this out there. Harry Redknapp is 78 by the way.
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If Allison doesn't hang around up front thinking he's prime Pele in green leggings Szoboszlai hasn't got to foul anyone.
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That's a penalty. But the one on Solanke in the first half isn't. Oh do fuck off.
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Josh
@joshpearson180
Jan 30
I’ve teamed up with the legends at @DoubleTopDart to give away a brand new set of the Target Japan MIZU 01 in 23g! To be in with a chance, simply Like Retweet Follow @joshpearson180 & @DoubleTopDart Winner drawn 6th Feb! Check out the full range here👇🏼 doubletopdartshop.com/joshpe…
Josh
@joshpearson180
Jan 30
1 like and I’ll do a giveaway 🇯🇵🎯
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Ah, of course. Well known medical expert Danny Mills.
Sky Sports News
@SkySportsNews
Jan 29
🗣️ ''A lot of these are soft tissue injures, so are they preventable... some of them will be'' What could Spurs be doing differently as a club to prevent such a long injury list?
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Josh
@joshpearson180
Jan 15
GIVEAWAY TIME!🤩 These are the stunning new Harrows Wolfram Trinity darts and one of you lucky lot has the chance to win a set in a weight of your choice! To enter, all you have to do is Like Retweet Follow @joshpearson180 & @HarrowsDarts Winner drawn 22nd Jan, good luck!🤞🏼🎯
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Josh
@joshpearson180
Jan 12
🎯 NATHAN ASPINALL GIVEAWAY! 🎯 A set of Nathan Aspinall G2 darts in 24g signed by the man himself and a set of his new K-Flex! To be in with a chance of winning them, all you have to do is: Like Retweet Follow @joshpearson180 Ends Monday 19th January, good luck! 🤞🏼
Josh
@joshpearson180
Jan 12
Last darts giveaway went down really well.. Who fancies another one? 😉🎯
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When did caretaker become interim?
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