Your favorite final girl 👻 Host of the @kicpod🎙 Certified Human Sexuality Specialist 💋
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13 May 2020
Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.
Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.
Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.
Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.
Consent to one act is not consent to all acts.
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29 Jun 2023
Is the show The Idol about NXIVM but with music by The Weeknd as the soundtrack?
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30 Apr 2023
In 2005 I owned this tee from Hollister and made it my entire personality
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27 Mar 2023
The sadness you feel with your @JackBox sauced and loaded fries are hardly sauced and not at all loaded.
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7 Nov 2022
Peak depression is crying in bed while watching reruns of My Super Sweet 16 and scarfing down Taco Bell…right?
21 Oct 2022
I just want to point out that I’ve talked to my mother twice today and she hasn’t wished me a happy birthday.
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14 Oct 2022
I think we’re onto something big here…
14 Oct 2022
Look I’m just saying that I think my mental health as an adult would be much better, and the world would be much more peaceful if @UrbanDecay never discontinued Lip Gunk.
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10 Oct 2022
Lorde: Cause all of the music you loved at sixteen, you'll grow out of.
Elder Emos: hold our PBRs.
(See you soon you beautiful festival.)
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1 Oct 2022
I’m a Las Vegas local and I can’t wait to listen to this one!
1 Oct 2022
Lemmon Valley, Nevada! A young lady rides her horse, off into the sunset, no one knows where she could be. No one, except either her stepfather, or two hillbillies, living in a shack, with drawings of dead girls & women made out of electrical tape!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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16 Sep 2022
Lorde: Don’t you think the early 2000s feel so far away?
Me: Actually I feel like the 90s were just yesterday.
31 Aug 2022
When people you follow in other cities and other countries talk about autumn weather and fall fashion and your city has excessive heat warnings…
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9 Aug 2022
When my favorite musicians get depressed they create their best albums.
When I get depressed I make a plate of nachos with 4 different kinds of cheese.
9 Jul 2022
Me to my trainer: I’m sorry I couldn’t make it to the gym this morning. My weighted blanket was too heavy to lift off of me so I was forced to stay in bed and sleep more.
My trainer: …
Me: I mean this is basically your fault since you’re supposed to be making me stronger.
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27 Jun 2022
Hey @tacobell why is it that every time I order EXTRA jalapeño sauce in my quesadilla I get NO jalapeño sauce in my quesadilla?
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27 Jun 2022
The Spice Girls taught us about girl power in preparation for times like these. #abortionrights
21 Jun 2022
If your love language is memes, I know how to speak to it fluently.
