Constantly craving donuts and validation. BLM. He/him
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Wow! Seeing the reviews for Melania, I can’t think of another First Lady who had this bad a night at the theatre
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21 Nov 2025
A door hasn’t been this heartbreaking since Rose’s inability to make room for Jack.
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6 May 2025
Hopefully NOT transferring to Broadway: the community theatre car and Home Depot staircase
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Jan Sport and Andrew Barret Cox performing Lady Gaga’s “Abracadabra” one day after it was released.
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4 Feb 2025
Since it’s going around, here’s @janjanjan and I performing #ABRACADABRA by @ladygaga less than 24 hours after it came out!
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16 Jan 2025
lettuce be glad, lettuce be grateful 🥬🫧
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Was scrolling so fast I thought this was Redwood promo 😩
Kate Middleton, Princess of Wales, announces she is in remission from cancer.
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3 Dec 2024
Shiz was full of some haters fr bc why were they acting like my bitch was eating down? monochromatic fit, hat was cunt, waist CINCHED with a nasty boot too... They just couldn’t take the doll
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