Humor/Satire. Lost over a decade to a TBI. Currently seeking fame and fortune here on X... and failing spectacularly!

Joined November 2009
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Disney has announced that Cynthia Erivo will be playing Rapunzel in their live action remake of Tangled.
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Trump ate the 0. Then he spit out Obama.
President Donald Trump officially turns 80 years old today! Happy Birthday, Mr. President! 🎂🇺🇸
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Dana White has confirmed The Trillionator will be ROCKETING White House Freedom 250 UFC!!! 🚀🇺🇸
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Elon keeps begging me, asking if he can RP this? @nikitabier, can you PLEASE allow us to block his DMs? Always some "Get Rich Quick" stock market scam!
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Ferris Wheeler's Day Out

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Democrats are already launching Fren de Aragua rallies, introducing their latest pronouns: bi/bye

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So, this ring… it's gold? Pretty valuable then? And… who's got it?
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BAD TRILLIONAIRE!!! How dare Elon break from the Democrats' BlackRock Billionaire Club! Rather than using his wealth to destroy America? He just keeps providing endless opportunities for growth!
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. This needs to be a wake up call.
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Elon Musk apologizes for taking Rosa's seat on the rocket.

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The Wicked Witch of the Woke, Ursula von der Leyen, has unleashed her Islamic hordes on the poor young white girls of Europe. Only the nightmare is real. And they don't just sweep down and take the girls. They plan on repeatedly raping them, one by one.

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God Bless the Irish 🇮🇪
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"What do I tell my 5 boys? What do we do now!?" Too bad they don't have a Dad to set them straight.

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SO EXCITED for Karmelo!!! His first PRIDE MONTH in prison! JEALOUS!!! 🦄🌈✨
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Diddy sellin' lube up in da commissary!?! $10K a tube?
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Brer Faux retweeted
Jeff Metcalf is giving me an exclusive interview here tonight, 8pm central. Jeff can now say everything that he has kept to himself for the past year. He will have the floor. Tune in.
Join @sippicup2 and me tonight where we will host an exclusive, unfiltered interview of Jeff Metcalf by @SarahisCensored x.com/i/spaces/1aKbddLNMlXJX
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Hunter even turned his laptop back on. Poor kids…
Every single Senate Democrat voted against $100 million in funding for Child Exploitation Investigations and save children from s*x trafficking. Every. Single. One. This should tell you everything you need to know.
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Communists have never been really big on relinquishing power.
California successfully used mail-in ballots and no voter ID to STEAL the L.A. Mayors race. California is toast without common sense election laws. Democrats have rigged a system where they will remain in power.
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MSM are now reporting that Billy shoved his killer. Democrats have launched a GoFundMe for their latest victim, exceeding $2 million in just the first hour!
Billy Schmidt, 22, was just gunned down after trying to stop robbers from taking his phone Surveillance footage of the suspect: Will the MSM cover this?
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Doris voted Republican up until the ripe old age of 67. It was only after her death that she realized the error of her ways.
🚨 Meet Doris, she lives in California and is registered as a 126 year old who has voted in 51 elections and has NO IDEA. California’s voting system is so corrupt that by simply knocking on the door of the “126 year old” proves election fraud. EXPOSE IT ALL.
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"The Chicago Bears are RACIST!!! Have you ever seen a Somali try on a football helmet?" – Ilhan Omar
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All of the US Senators blocking the SAVE America Act? They're more than happy, gleeful in fact, to sacrifice all of OUR children and grandchildren. Their own kids and grandkids? Safe and secure, each granted their own NGO, a life of luxury on the taxpaper dime. Must be nice?
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