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Feb 12
I would die for them
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Jan 7
People underestimate GK impact beyond shot stopping
Got to play lower line if your GK can’t sweep.
DEF struggle man-to-man on crosses if a GK can’t command his area.
Breaking press easier w a keeper who can play over the 1st line to find players in space.
Jan 7
People moaning about Hazard constantly is hilarious. No wonder the bloke wants out, all everyone does is slag him off when in reality hes the least of our worries! Need to upgrade in plenty more areas before pointing the finger at him 😂 people actually like LAH instead #pafc
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Jan 7
Not saying we’ll be able to find/afford a replacement who can do all that in this window… but Hazard’s shortcomings impact every aspect of our team. #pafc
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4 Dec 2025
What a mad thing to say when we’ve only won 2 of those 10 halves of football. #pafc
4 Dec 2025
🗣️ TC: "In the last five games, if you split them into the halves, I've been pleased with eight of them. Now, the second half at Huddersfield and against Northampton unravel that. But, focusing on the positives, there's been more consistent long periods in games."
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1 Dec 2025
Fan: Cleverly is statistically the EFL's worst manager.
Simon: But he's a nice guy.
Also Simon: We make choices based on facts and data rather than feelings and people's judgements.
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#pafc
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1 Dec 2025
Miron Muslic said he would have kept us up if he’d been in charge longer, and the form he had us in shows he was right.
Not sacking Rooney and replacing him sooner ultimately cost us our place in the Championship.
How has this board NOT learned from their mistakes?
#pafc
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19 Nov 2025
How do I subtly tweet that it's my birthday today so l get the validation of happy birthday messages, without just tweeting 'it's my birthday today' and looking like I'm desperate for the validation of happy birthday messages?
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27 Sep 2025
The new iPhone’s 8x zoom goes crazy
25 Sep 2025
Asteroid Impact on the Moon Caught on Camera
An asteroid was captured crashing into the Moon’s surface. Unlike Earth, the Moon has no atmosphere to protect it, so every asteroid strikes at full speed, carving out deep craters that remain for billions of years. These scars tell the violent history of the Moon and remind us of the powerful forces still at work in our Solar System. 👀✨
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6 Sep 2025
The reception to this is making me want to actually push through and finish the final season of the original show
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26 Jul 2025
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26 Jul 2025
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24 Jul 2025
Imagine you can only watch 3 movies for the rest of your life.
No other entertainment. No books, no sports, no video games. Just these 3 movies.
What 3 are you picking?
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8 Mar 2025
The creator of my favourite show (LOST) literally thanked me for making a video explaining the show so well.
I’ve peaked.
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Brett Ball retweeted
7 Mar 2025
Lost has consumed my life the past few months. (Thanks @BrettBall) but what’s with the discourse surrounding the ending? I thought it was quite beautiful.
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