72% Oregonian, 28% New Yorker. Productive Entertainment creator, Engineer, Comedy Curator, Faux Artist and Healthcare IT prosthelytizer
Joined August 2008
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May 21
Holy moly
May 21
Michael Jackson’s drummer, Jonathan Moffett, performs “Smooth Criminal,”
MJ once said: “My bass player makes a mistake, my guitar player makes a mistake, I make mistakes sometimes, but Sugarfoot never makes a mistake.”
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Apr 22
On this day 13 years ago, Vine user Ryan McHenry began uploading a series of videos titled "Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal."
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$760M in leveraged positions worth BILLIONS.
Right before Trump’s announcement that misconstrued the Iranian statements on Strait opening.
There have now been more than 40 of these insider trading moments, each worth $2B-$3B
Trump’s inner circle has grifted the American public out of **hundreds of billions** of dollars.
Much of which was held by mutual funds, pension funds and retirement accounts.
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*: TRADERS PLACED $760M BET ON OIL DECLINE 20 MINUTES BEFORE IRAN'S FINMIN ANNOUNCED THE STRAIT WAS OPEN
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Apr 14
Instead of hosting MMA fighters in his ridiculous White House lawn UFC event, we need to see Pope Leo vs. Antichrist Trump throw down. It would be epic to see good defeat evil in the flesh…and it would be quick!!!
#trumpvspope
Reporter: Why did you attack Pope Leo?
Trump: I don’t think he’s doing a very good job. He likes crime I guess. We don’t like a pope who says it’s ok to have a nuclear weapon. We don’t want a pope that says crime is ok. I am not a fan of Pope Leo.
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Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁
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Apr 1
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
Apr 1
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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Apr 1
Kid just SMOKED a CNN reporter outside of Artemis II launch:
CNN: "Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history?
Kid: "We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!" 🤣
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Apr 1
Project Hail Mary is as amaze as I hoped after reading the book.
I do wish they would have shown Erid in some detail, perhaps zooming in to Grace’s habitat, while showing Eridian infrastructure, habitats, “throngs” together, etc. I’m sooo curious what it would look like!
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Mar 31
How long until we find out Jaden Ivey has some seriously sus skeletons in the closet?
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Mar 24
I give my cats catnip the same time I take an edible so we can all be on the same page.
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