A few years ago I did a story on a Washington football trademark squatter, outside of Daniel Snyder, no one has more riding on the Redskins name change than Martin, a man that has 100s of koozies, t-shirts, etc for the Washington Sharks, Red Tailed Hawks, Pandas and much more

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

3 years ago, Hunter Dekkers was ruled ineligible for placing $2,799 in bets. He never played D1 football again. Brendan Sorbsy placed $90,000 worth of bets while at 3 different schools and gets to play college football this year.

As disastrous a ruling as there has ever been in modern sports. The pathway is now clear: gamble as much as you like, including on your own team and hope you are--or get--good enough that you can lawyer up down the line. A much bigger disaster than anything with NIL or portal.

This might be my lowest moment man omg

The Garden routinely does this for him when he goes to sold out UFC events. It takes on average 30 seconds longer.

I went to the National Championship when the President showed up. It will be much worse than going to the airport. Expect multiple security perimeters set up far from the arena that you have to go through with massive lines and bottlenecks.

the knicks *still* have not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in ‘the devil wears prada 2’

This kangaroo has a score to settle. A group of friends witnessed the marsupial appearing to shadow box the flagstick on a golf course in Australia.

🚨🚨🚨 Scoop — Sources inside Hillsborough gov't familiar with @RaysBaseball stadium negotiations tell @Fla_Pol that an agreement has been reached on a Memo of Understanding between the county and team re: public $$$. Details of MOU to be made public later today. #FlaPol

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Malachi Toney running the quickest routes you've ever seen in JNCO jorts.

When a non-parent says they’re tired at any point of their day/life

Brothers Jose and Irad Ortiz share a moment after they finish 1-2 in the Kentucky Derby.❤️

Renegade being able to stay upright after being shoved by 5(!) horses, getting in a good position despite being in the innermost gate for a late surger, and still making 2nd sorry I didnt understand your game renegade

The magic can hit threes now? Oh it's ovah

the Knicks are leading the Hawks 60-19, which is around the same score the Monstars were leading the Tune Squad by that caused the scoreboard to read "Kinda One Sided Isn't It?"

State Rep. Dean Black said the new map "respects community lines," and is "clearer, more accountable representation for Floridians." As one congressman will represent part of metro Orlando along with Okeechobee, and Moore Haven.

This is going to change things

Son & I went to a national park in January & asked to buy the $80 annual pass. Rangers said they were ordered to throw out all the hard passes b/c they didn't have Trump's photo on them (yet). Had to buy online & rangers printed a temp pass. This came in the mail a month later.