I tweet shit. sometimes I also talk shit over at @falsestartspod. stick it in your earholes.
Joined January 2013
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7 May 2020
It's about time he read it. Obviously nobody did before they got together for the films.
7 May 2020
Gollum actor, Andy Serkis, will give a continuous live reading of The Hobbit online, to raise money for charity bbc.in/2SMAd0C
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10 Feb 2020
Watching #SonicMovie I didn't realise it was just going to be a chilli dog vore porno. Luckily #BirdsOfPrey was playing in the next screen so I got to learn about peregrine falcons instead.
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31 Jan 2020
Hot damn! We are @filmstoriespod #Podcast of the week!
Massive thanks to Film Stories and Em McGowan for the write up.
Expect to see this mentioned a few more times, were gonna ride this train.
Here's our movie podcast recommendation of the week: a little bit about False Starts buff.ly/2RGVCbe
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1 Jan 2020
A Quiet Place Part II: A Talky Shooty Loud Place, where we abandon the fun interesting niches of the first film and instead focus on "oooh more people, more action, and the people are baaaaad!".
@TysBeanieBabies @Dan_wookie looks like a promising franchise ender.
1 Jan 2020
There are people out there worth saving. A Quiet Place Part II, in cinemas March 20. #AQuietPlace
Ash Gaines retweeted
8 Dec 2019
Best video of 2019 makes a late entry x.com/nnpeoples97/status/120…
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25 Nov 2019
How has this been greenlit as promotional material? Surely this is a behind the scenes little gag while they're goofing about far from any professional scriptwriters.
Check out this clip from #StarWars: #TheRiseOfSkywalker. See it in theaters December 20. Get your tickets: fandango.com/TheRiseOfSkywal…
14 Nov 2019
Yes, the #JohnLewisXmasAd is pretty bad. But the song cover in it is absolute wank. Sounds like it was performed by Scorpions, with the guy half-heartedly trying to pronounce the lyrics without knowing the language.
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13 Nov 2019
If you are a fan of our #Podcast
1 - Gross. Why?
2 - We've just finished recording the most False Starty of False Starts. If you're a fan. I think you'll be happy
#RemoWilliams #WTF
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Ash Gaines retweeted
9 Nov 2019
7 Nov 2019
Boris Johnson or Jeremy Corbyn... is that really the best this country has to offer? #TheRussellHowardHour is back tonight at 10pm on Sky One.
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7 Nov 2019
Anni! My boy! The result of me pumping my hot alien jizz into your mother! Check out my sweet hat! I bought it with the money I earned from selling her! @Dan_wookie
Ash Gaines retweeted
4 Oct 2019
If comedy is dead because of woke culture then explain this scene
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4 Jul 2019
Gonna go talk about #faqabouttimetravel on @FalseStartsPod, where I'll argue that one can avoid the grandfather paradox by fucking your granddad before you even see your sexy nan.
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4 Jul 2019
Sitting here, patiently waiting for #Disney to announce a Black Cauldron live action...
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8 Jun 2019
Hey, you slab-faced dickwads. Are you still pissy about your shitshow of a shit show (#GameOfThrones) coming to a shit end? Then how about you watch something significantly better and based on an immensely greater (I'm assuming) book, that wasn't written by a hacky manbaby!
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8 Jun 2019
For actual era-appropriate politics, genuinely frightening undead that don't wait 8 years to actually do anything, and an actual fucking narrative that wasn't built out of "fuck it, maybe this?" watch #Kingdom on @NetflixUK. It's pretty fucking good.
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8 Jun 2019
Screw the English dub though, watch it in Korean as God intended and stop being piss babies. Game of Thrones was shit from the start.
1 Jun 2019
It's probably about time we did some science with the moon. Though I hope we don't lose our traditional values of treating it like a negligent deity and yelling at it when it doesn't answer our prayers. Fuck you, holy moon!
31 May 2019
NASA to investigate moon with science missions on three private lunar landers. @OrbitBeyond could launch as soon as next year with SpaceX clickorlando.com/news/space-…
15 May 2019
Haven't these people seen the last seven seasons? It's nothing but lazy writing.
15 May 2019
#GameofThrones fans petition for HBO to remake season 8 following controversial episode
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Ash Gaines retweeted
29 Apr 2019
Is it a Game of Thrones spoiler to say that whichever general arranged the units for the Winterfell fight did NOT do so optimally?
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