The Dude does not abide three things: soiled rugs, spilled beverages, and fucking fascists, man.

The issue that just might unite right and left in this country.

“Where is Vader today?” “He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”

Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae… Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?

The kleptocracy never ends. Trump used the White House as a backdrop for a cage match. At the same time, the Trump family is selling $12,000 coins to profit off the event. They’re not draining the swamp. They are the swamp.

Marco Rubio after being told he’s also in charge of the Reflecting Pool

Some brain-damaged, drunk asshole screaming on the White House lawn about Michelle Obama being a man is the perfect example of how we’ve allowed the worst parts of the internet comment section to start running the country.

When you’ve taken on one hell of a gig and know that the guy she’s replacing was one of the hardest hitters on top of being a technical master. This is the best photo of Anika Nilles yet with Rush.

If thousands of people gather to cheer your name being ripped off a building at 4:00 am, even though you ordered the work hidden behind a tarp, just imagine how long the lineup will be to piss on your grave. Try to put a tarp around that motherfucker!

FOOTAGE OF THE LETTERS BEING REMOVED The irony of the Trump administration claiming to be the most transparent in history is never lost on me. Kennedy Center Workers used a tarp so cameras couldn’t see the removal. It’s like playing hide-and-seek with a toddler: if they can’t see you, they think you can’t see them. A huge thank you to @RepBeatty. This would not have been possible without her persistence and hard work.

RIP Legend

Your comment gives rise to 2 possible scenarios: 1. You never watched the shows and therefore have no understanding of how liberal/left-wing they were. 2. You're a thick cunt and despite watching, have no understanding of how liberal/left-wing they are. I think option 2.

They wore red hats for him. They wore ear bandages for him. They wore diapers for him. They wore garbage bags for him. Now they cheer wars, shrug at high gas prices, call inflation “freedom” and are totally cool with pedophilia. MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

Imagine being so hated that 100k people are watching livestreams of your name being removed from a building. 😮‍💨

Much of the DNA of The Fifth Element can be traced back to Harry Canyon, one of the segments from the 1981 animated film Heavy Metal. Both stories feature a cynical flying taxi driver navigating a chaotic futuristic metropolis, only to become involved with a mysterious woman carrying something far more important than she appears 🚕 Luc Besson later brought legendary comic artist Moebius onto The Fifth Element as a concept designer. The influence goes beyond the taxi driver: the towering cityscapes, dense air traffic, eccentric characters, and comic-book sci-fi atmosphere all echo the world of Harry Canyon and the work of Moebius 🌃

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

All these facts! It must be blowing people's minds when you throw them out there.🥴#CaliforniaElections

.@JamesTalarico: There's been a lot of talk in this race about what it means to be a real man. Recently on the campaign trail I told the story of my adoptive dad, Mark Talarico. Every Saturday morning, he would mow our lawn, and then without anyone asking him to, he would go next door and mow our neighbor's lawn because she was a widow. My dad never talked about it — he just did it, because that's what a man does. A man takes responsibility, upholds his commitments to his family and his neighbors, and does what's right, even when no one is watching. Here's what real men don't do. They don't lie and cheat their way through life, sell their soul to the highest bidder, or steal from other people in order to enrich themselves. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves. I welcome this debate about what it means to be a man, and I don't think Ken Paxton or Ted Cruz are in a position to tell anybody what a real man is.

Another disappointing day in the obituary column.