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17 Sep 2024
Just a friendly reminder that Bruce Magnus takes full responsibility for all of your joys and successes
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17 Sep 2024
We're running low on haters, anyone wanna listen to some Bruce Magnus tunes and tell us how terrible they are?
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30 Aug 2024
Bruce Magnus is on top of the charts, geographically speaking.
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29 Aug 2024
Know why people who sub to r/wallstreetbets are all NFL fans? Cuz they're Callous Dowboys.
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23 Aug 2024
Most people don't know that the "B" in Bruce Magnus stands for "Bruce." So really, it's Bruceruce Magnus.
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23 Aug 2024
The Super Nintendo was released in North America 33 years ago today: August 23, 1991
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18 Aug 2024
If you travel through the universe in a straight line long enough, you will not only run into Bruce Magnus, you will BECOME Bruce Magnus.
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17 Aug 2024
According to the latest data, only 29 people have never heard Bruce Magnus' music in all of human history. We're hoping that with your help, we can get that number up to at least 116.
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15 Aug 2024
Abraham Lincoln just said that the new Bruce Magnus album is "the true glory of humanity." Hear for yourself. open.spotify.com/album/5Cq6g…
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9 Aug 2024
Dropped a new album today, check out this fun little ditty: open.spotify.com/track/4Tfd5…
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4 Aug 2024
Bruce Magnus took gold in 2 different Ohlimpek events. We have been assured they are legit.
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2 Aug 2024
I will never skip the intro to an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.
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31 Jul 2024
The simulation must be buggy today. Found boogers in my toes.
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29 Jul 2024
The difference between a Bruce Magnus and a Led Zeppelin is approximately one Led Zeppelin.
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