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RFK Jr. exposes why Gluten Allergies skyrocketed... “2006 marks the date when suddenly these gluten allergies began exploding...celiac disease & wheat problems...You can draw a red line: 2006—the year they began spraying GLYPHOSATE on wheat as a DESICCANT.”
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Americans last week: Soccer is ridiculous the players are wimps it’s a children’s game why are we hosting this tournament? Americans this morning: Honey pack yer bags we’re moving to Scotland and becoming Celtic Rangers Hearts Hibs Inverness Caley Thistle supporters!!!
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Ivy League students suing their schools with AI slop is a bit too on the nose
🧵 Five students brought a lawsuit against Columbia and Barnard after they were punished for participating in the 2025 Butler Library protest. Barnard and Columbia’s lawyers found two AI-generated hallucinations in one of their court filings: “As for the second case Petitioners rely on, ‘Matter of McCormack v. LaHood, 85 A.D.3d 1070, 1071 (2d Dep't 2011),’ the reporter citation is to a case of a different name that has no relevance whatsoever, and after a diligent search, Barnard is unable to locate any case with this name.” “Again, one of the cases Petitioners cited, ‘Matter of Ortiz v. Coughlin, 86 A.D.2d 660, 661 (2d Dep't 1982),’ does not appear to exist-the citation goes to the middle of another case of a different name with no relevance here, and after a diligent search, the only three cases with these names in the caption are completely irrelevant.”
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It’s wrong to destroy your own city in celebration. It’s wrong to destroy your opponents’ city in celebration, as you’ve already defeated them. So I propose that Cleveland become America’s Designated Championship Riot Location since they’ll never win anything anyway.
WATCH: School Bus driver attempts to defend his bus from unruly crowd "It's coming out of my paycheck!" Driver Screams As Crows DESTROY School Bus Smashing it in TSQ after Knicks WIN
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All 14 Nets fans are FUMING right now.
From @TheAthletic: The Yankees have the Mets. The Giants have the Jets. The Rangers have the Islanders. The Knicks have no rival for New York’s heart, so this championship means so much more to the city. nyti.ms/4av1rR2
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Happy Flag Day, America 🇺🇸 From sea to shining sea, to the Moon, Mars, and beyond, the great journey continues…
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It’s a copper pot. Its name is obviously Chester Copperpot.
OK, People who watched the Peach Jam story yesterday have suggested that my Jam Pot Needs a name. I agree I just had not settled upon what it should be. Today, we have two hotly debated nominations (literally) so we will have a Poll Ladies and Gentlemen, Tweeps of all stripes, Make your choices, spread for more votes
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I absolutely love these stories. They reveal America from fresh eyes and remind us of the things we take for granted. Follow this account.
In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths. Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents. I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself. This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated. I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?" "Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way." "But the store loses." "Yep. On purpose." On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands. In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one. A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir." It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow. I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious. Some prices are not prices. They are promises. I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back. The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars. Long may it spin.
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I keep telling myself that Hunter arriving on Twitter at the same time as the allegations about Platner’s past going from bad to worse is just a coincidence, but then Platner is getting defended by someone else who just wanted to be an artist and I’m not so sure any more,
To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.
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Good morning! Today is POST AN AMERICAN FLAG DAY! So let that red, white, and blue show. Especially after that game last night! Friends who don't live in the USA, let your colors fly too! Show us that patriotic spirit!
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We had a kilt made for 18yo as a graduation present. Came out fanTAStic.
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Before you ask, No. We are likely far more related to Harry than we are to the Hendersons.
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This book about Mike Pence’s zany adventures could be a best seller again, if only you had the courage.
Available NOW in paperback, hardcover and digitally, the least political ostensibly political book ever written, MIKE PENCE & ME. amazon.com/dp/B0C9SQHJGP
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Who did this...
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This country. A driveway. My neighbor Dale owns a truck, and I have discovered who actually defends this nation. Monday, a family down the street moved. Dale's truck. Wednesday, a tree limb fell on Mrs. Carter's fence. Dale's truck. Friday it snowed, and an unspoken signal traveled the block, and Dale appeared with a plow blade like a one-man cavalry. No one pays him. No one drafts him. He is summoned by need alone. "Dale," I asked, "who do you serve?" "What?" "Who commands the truck?" He thought about it. "Whoever's stuck, I guess." WHOEVER IS STUCK. Eight hundred years of military philosophy in my bloodline, and this man in a hoodie has perfected it: a standing army of one, sworn to the realm of Whoever Is Stuck. In my land, a lord keeps soldiers for his own gate. Dale keeps a truck for everyone's gate. I offered him my loyalty. He offered me a beer. We were both confused by the other's gift and accepted anyway. That is diplomacy. I asked what I could do to repay the block's debt to him. He said, "Help me load a couch Saturday." I have never trained harder for anything. The couch was heavy. I was not strong enough. I want to say I was. I was not. Dale carried his end and most of mine and said "good lift" anyway, which is the kindest lie in the language. A man with a truck does not ask who needs him. He has already backed into the driveway. I cannot buy a truck yet. So I have become the man who shows up when the truck does. Every truck needs a vanguard. Dale has not approved this title. Dale does not need to.
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This reads like the poor bastard got dragged around a pile of ten pairs of dismembered feet.
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