Social media and marketing guy by day. Unapologetic lover of 70s soft rock, puns, and nostalgia by night. Be kind, please rewind.
Joined October 2008
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Remember the old days of Survivor when they'd show Probst grab the votes, hop on a jet ski and somehow take it all the way to LA to count the votes?
That's how I want them to announce the winner of this election. Probst in khaki on a jetski to announce Kamala to a sea of cheers.
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Can't wait to see who plays Richard Prior, Marvin Gaye and James Baldwin. #IYKYK
5 Nov 2024
First trailer for the Marlon Brando biopic, starring Billy Zane as Marlon Brando.
In theaters next year.
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5 Nov 2024
"So I was on my way to vote..."
5 Nov 2024
The butchered remains of a dolphin were found on a New Jersey beach. Feds are investigating apnews.com/article/butchered…
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Bruce retweeted
3 Nov 2024
In honor of A REAL PAIN hitting theaters, one of my favorite Jesse Eisenberg anecdotes
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I really wish he called them shitheads instead.
31 Oct 2024
Joe Biden has these disphits wearing garbage bags in public 🤣
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Dress for the job you want, not the job you have...
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Bruce retweeted
31 Oct 2024
Okay, who made this?
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🎶they don’t make em like that anymore 🎶
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