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Buck Dancer, MD πŸ«€πŸ« @BuckDancerMD

Intensivist. Pulmonologist. Inventor of mitochondria. Inventor of the nucleus. Inventor of the ribosome (all subunits). Inventor of the lysosome as a drug

Joined May 2019
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Gonna keep this β€œMedicine- Nat Geo edition” going The cardiologist after being consulted for a troponin of 0.04
Buck Dancer, MD πŸ«€πŸ«@BuckDancerMD
26 May 2021
Why’s this look like a neurologist that just got consulted for altered mental status
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Same is true about doctor reviews πŸ˜‚
Freddie Wong@fwong
13 Sep 2022
I only eat at Chinese restaurants with 3.5 stars on Yelp
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Blocking a procedure cause the patient wasn’t NPO (when there will be an ETT and a bronchoscope in the airway) is so insane to me
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Bro, if he aspirates, I’ll fix it in real time!
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Few days ago, everyone in the clinic called out (COVID) I was the only one left Patients waiting ..Warned in advance, apologized when I saw them Still, 1 star reviews rolling in β€œthe doctors not the problem but..”
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Have never hated something so much in my life
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Me when someone says maintenance fluids

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Batman after I fib on the problem list so the patient gets approved for a medication

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Me: This patient needs a CT - Insurance: start w an x-ray The thing I’m looking for wont show up on an x-ray - I: best I can do is x-ray X-ray done. Need that CT now - I: no..x-ray was normal
Buck Dancer, MD πŸ«€πŸ«@BuckDancerMD
20 Jul 2022
Insurance when you order any medication that costs more than $10
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Me neglecting the ICU when admin rolls in that free resiliency pizza

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Insurance when you order any medication that costs more than $10

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Me: Can anyone cover me for next weekend? My coworkers: x.com/ArseQueef/status/15494…

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Gonna tell my kids this is where raspberries come from
Avraham Z. Cooper, MD 🩺
@AvrahamCooperMD
4 Jul 2022
Clipping a cerebral aneurysm 🀯 Via @JasonEllis_MD @grepmeded #MedTwitter
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When you combine Ceftriaxone and LR
Archillect
@archillect
5 Jul 2022

ALT http://mirayama.tumblr.com/
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β€œWe’re full..We have no beds. At least we won’t get new admissions.” The ED:

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I wish we could see his CT Abd at this exact moment
ESPN
@espn
4 Jul 2022
Joey Chestnut wins his 1️⃣5️⃣th Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating championship πŸ†
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Spraying my reproductive organs with a spray bottle and saying β€œNO, NO” to prevent conception
Bad Medical Takes@BadMedicalTakes
4 Jul 2022
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It’s not scromit unless it comes from the scrotum region of France, otherwise it’s just a sparkling urine
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Reason for transfer: β€œI don’t know what’s going on”
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