Bengals acquire Jesus Christ
Media: "His miracles just aren't what they used to be. Seen with a prostitute so there's obviously character issues. Took 3 days to come back from a crucifixion so clearly there's health concerns"
Ok I'm done.
So here's the media take on Dexter Lawrence:
Friday: "Dexter Lawrence is one of the best DL in the league and would instantly upgrade any defense"
After the trade: "He had no sacks last year. Bad work ethic. Fat. Slow. Not worth a draft pick."
Did I get that right?
My reaction based on who the Bengals draft at 10.
Styles, Bain or Downs ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Delane or McCoy ๐ฅฑ
Love ๐ณ๐ณ
Woods or Banks ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
Faulk ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
Sources: The #Bills are signing former #Bengals S Geno Stone to a 1-year deal.
Stone has 14 career INTs with 21 PBUs, and will be a key contributor to Buffaloโs defense.
My sources are telling me that NFL teams are interested in signing NFL players as early as tomorrow. This marks a dramatic shift from the past several weeks. Details coming soon.