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22 Oct 2025
They've thought of everything
21 Oct 2025
i accidentally watched like 3 minutes of the new smiling friends episode in spanish and i didn't question everyone speaking spanish because it just seemed like something they would do
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Supporting??? She's the most important character 😭
Focus Features will launch an Oscar campaign for Curry Barker’s ‘OBSESSION’
Inde Navarette is a favorite in the Best Supporting Actress category.
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Tristan™ retweeted
Jun 13
joe biden telling you not to be sad
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Jun 12
What if I'm a trillionaire in love and human compassion and whimsy
Jun 12
Kill all trillionaires
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Founders of WGAMING, @pprxteam shows they are full steam ahead with their #VALORANTMasters London Team Crest!
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Jun 11
You can somehow hear the crickets through this tweet, amazing work Mr. Hinchcliffe
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Jun 8
Have enough people seen Obsession that I can say Bear looks like a mix of Charlie Kirk and Ludwig?
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Jun 7
Yuuuh
First trailer for the new ‘CRAZY TAXI’ game.
Releasing in 2027.
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Jun 3
Low-key he's right
Jun 3
Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station trib.al/xTEPEl0
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May 31
If you think an R rating prevents teens from getting into a movie, I've got news for you
May 31
isnt the backrooms an R rated movie? how are all these young teens getting into the movies if you have to be 17 to watch it
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May 29
found the coolest bronze cuff at the thrift store. handmade in 1988. and it’s actual bronze. i can’t find a copy of this anywhere and i can’t believe i only spent $8
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May 30
just walked out of the backrooms because holy fuck modern theater etiquette is dead
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May 29
I'm deadass socking you in the head if you hand me this and tell me its $14
I fuck with the concept of cold cheese pizza and I would like to eat some.
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