Pie in the sky fantasist. Social media cryptid. (she/her)

Joined March 2020
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I lied. Writing's a bitch.
25 Jul 2020
The process of writing these past few days has been new, unique, and immensely gratifying.
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the days between christmas and new years
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Follow the voices in your head! Right now they're just screaming but if you can get them to talk to each other, you can write a whole book!
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If I am made in God's image, then does that mean that God also gets anxious in a busy grocery store?
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Do you enjoy extreme feelings of suspense and not really knowing whether it's ever going to be worth it? Become a writer.
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I will never get over the fact that someone published a short story that uses the phrase "Gerard Way's Left Testicle" six different times, AND that they paid me $16.00 for it.
ISSUE 6 IS HERE! #OFICMAG6 What a joy putting together this issue was. From daddy kinks to trans vampires to an alcohol that gets you drunk before you drink it, this issue touches on the wacky, wild, and wonderful that we love to see. Read Issue 6 here: oficmag.com/store
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I would be writing more but I am drowning in accidental foster kitties.
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21 May 2023
Just found a home for my weird little story about punk kids, aliens, and definitely-not-Taco Bell with @OFICmag. Couldn't be happier!
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10 Apr 2023
I got catcalled by the school bus driver of the Christian elementary school up the road. That venn diagram of machismo culture and Christianity is sometimes a circle.
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14 Feb 2023
Any poetry book recs? Trying to expand my reading.
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20 Jan 2023
Me: Thanks for considering my work. Just FYI, I preferred to be called by my nickname/penname in professional writing settings. Them: Got it, Name-on-Birth-Certificate!
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20 Jan 2023
It's a small hill, but I'm willing to die on it.
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My friend makes up her own genres of music. She is currently listening to "80s fever dream" music and I, apparently, am into "2000s shithead" songs.
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26 Dec 2022
Eep!
issue three of lavender bones is now live to read!! i hope you all enjou this issue as much as i enjoyed getting to put it together. happy reading, and happy holidays, if you celebrate them! link below and in bio :) lavenderbonesmagazine.com/is…
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Me, edit my own horror writing: "Oh my god, what's wrong with this bitch?"
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The secondary joke here is that I need to edit this tweet.
28 Nov 2022
So excited to be part of this next issue!
that's it! we are closing our inbox for issue three with eight hundred and forty three submissions :)
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15 Nov 2022
I do all my boring admin work to the Danger Days album and there's this little noise in the middle of "Kids of Yesterday" that sounds just like the whatsapp notification and it tricks me EVERY TIME.
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Just submitted my gooiest short story to @hexagonmagazine. Fingers crossed! 🤞🤞
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