Utopians ruin everything.

Grandpa might want a word.

Taxation won’t fix the retardation.

I swear the writers on “The Rookie” have a running bet to see how often they can use some variation of “jam me up” in a season.

I have to warn you, my hands are registered lethal weapons and also you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school.

Fact: Only those who despise you will offer you cantaloupe.

I don't know, the last time Trump cut funding to a foreign lab that didn't end so well.

I knew I felt richer today.

Always check your DMs

FYI if $SPCX is your first IPO The 9:30am ET opening bell does not mean SpaceX starts trading. Nasdaq runs a price-discovery auction first, and for a deal this size it can take hours before the first share ever prints. What's actually happening when the bell rings: - Orders pour in but NOTHING matches yet, it's "display only," basically an order book filling with bids & asks and zero fills. - Nasdaq broadcasts the imbalance and a moving indicative price (think live order-book depth before a launch). - The lead underwriter (Goldman) gives the green light while Nasdaq's automated cross keeps re-pricing until buys and sells balance out Only THEN does the "opening cross" fire. A single batch auction that clears everyone at one price, and then continuous trading begins. The bell and the first trade are NOT the same. Google (2004) → first trade 11:56am (~2.5 hrs after the bell) Meta (2012) → 11:30am (~2 hrs after) Twitter (2013) → 10:49am (~1hr 20m after) So if there's no chart at 9:31, nothing's broken. Price discovery just isn't finished.

You don’t have to love Elon Musk to recognize what this headline says about us. A country that spends more time criticizing wealth creation than encouraging it sends a clear message to builders: your success is tolerated, not celebrated. Canada should be the best place in the world to build ambitious companies. Headlines like this make us look like we’re not quite ready for that.

I’m at the bottom of a multi-layer SPV and am looking forward to the SpaceX IPO in much the same way a golden retriever looks forward to a car ride: - thrilled to be involved - no clue how cars work - unsure if going to the park or getting neutered

I can’t wait for Elizabeth Warren to lose her sh*t when Elon’s net worth rockets tomorrow 😂🤣

First in a 10,000-part Atlantic “Actually…” series.

"both" is an offensive presumption for the PNW states. And Utah.

I'm honestly pumped for a software update that's mostly just combing through the fine details, performance improvements, etc. Liquid Glass and a lot of recent design elements have felt sloppy. The fact that "same corner radius in every Mac app" had to be an announced feature is wild. Very ready for a cleaner, more efficient MacOS, iOS, etc.

I just found out that my aunt, a lifelong Republican, voted for a Democrat in California. This never would have happened if she were still alive.

That laugh is gold. 🫡 #FlyEaglesFly

The Kleenex stopped coming out of the box correctly and that’s when I knew America had lost her former glory.

Large part of 1940's/50's shift from classical/moral education to mass production of education was that by using scientific methods we could do things better but for the last 50 years they've shied so far away from being scientific that they are essentially anti-scientific