He’s about to get raped by Satans dick lol

Creating with my 7yo son made me realize there are already so many parents in ordinals space! Here are some of their stories: One mom told me her son is non verbal autistic, then showed me his absolutely stunning artwork!! Another dad said his daughter is obsessed with planets—she’s the moon, mom is Earth, and he’s stuck as Uranus. A legendary Bitcoin artist told me his kids dropped an ETH piece at 5 but quickly lost interest. One dad admit their kids are older now and not too interested in his web3 activities. Others are looking for cool things to pull their kids away from tablets and Xbox. A Bandits fam wants to gift a Bitdream to push his buddy (whose son is the same age as Howie) to finally set up a Bitcoin wallet. Thanks for sharing these stories with me. Hearing these stories in such an anonymous space feels really heartwarming.

MEME COIN HINT. LIKE FOR COOL POINTS. At 5k likes I consider dropping 10 mini allocations. Begin training or hiring a 12 year old to play for you. Your bloodlines financial freedom may depend on it. 90 mini allocations left. 6 Ciphers mega allocations. 10k spots for cool ppl.

MEME 👏 DROP 👏 UPDATE 👏 Like/Share/Follow/Comment for critical cool points. Dear followers. We are resuming the drops of the LARGE cipher allocations and 100 mini allocations to my upcoming coin. READ ALL THE BELOW. As I've stated before if the coin runs to 100 mil, cipher allos will likely be worth a few hundred k. Minis likely worth 5 figures. (not guaranteed just guessing) I have updated the drop doc (linked in first comment) with the current allocation winners. We will likely be droping 1-2 ciphers and 10-20 mini allocations per week with the GOAL of the drop happening sometime in February. I would expect the challenges to be ever weirder and abusive going forward. A HINT about the cipher/allocations that should help you will be in tomorrows videos. Those will cool points will likely feel cooler when we drop then those that don't. May you eat ass and suffer brutal constipation. -Alpha Papi

So I’ve been working with my likely meme coin drop team. We’ve come up with a way to do the drop so the coins is spread EQUALLY across 10 - 20k wallets. No sniping. No insiders or whales 100% fair drop. I’d follow/like post here closely to make sure your one of those 10k 🙃😜