Special Situation PE | Trying Not to Get Fired So I Don’t Have to Work in Corp Dev | UPDATE: Not Fired, Working in Corp Dev

Joined May 2021
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Consulting is just banking for ppl that can’t do math
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Moved in to a neighborhood where the neighbors are at least 20 years older than me, and the resentment is palpable
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Dude I am so tired of fighting with people. Everyone is so confrontational now days damn
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I’m too high to eat my icecream rn
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Nvm I got this shit
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I figured out how 26 year old bros that dgaf transition to pissed off middle aged men. Having a family does it. Before that, I kinda didn’t give af about anything. But with a fam - the pressure to crush it at everything is daunting. I can see how it wears on ppl
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Nobody wants to read your 85 page cim
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I think one of the most surprising and disappointing parts about my life is im closer to 40 than 30 and ive nvr been to a nascar race
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Just learned every time my grandpa gets a new gun he shoots it straight into the ground off his deck 😂😂
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Dude I am higher than frank ocean right now, which is actually see level, which gets to the point here
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Growing up, legitimately as early as I can remember, my parents just told me I was the best. At everything. They made me work my ass off, nvr pressured me, just said I could do it and be the best. I’ve never once had imposter syndrome or didn’t believe in myself, right or not
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I’m selling my house and it’s straight boomers coming thru
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Dealing with dumb asses is exhausting
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I think I’ve figured out the perfect car collection for finance dads: 1. Old bronco, full size, 1978-1996. Restored tastefully, can get the whole family around in. This will have ac, nice radio, whatever 2. Old truck. Dents are fine. Lift is mandatory. Use to beat around in 3. Cobra (replica) or 1st gen viper. Raw power and tactile driving experience. No power steering, no ac, no traction control, manual gear box. Make the hairs on the back of your neck standup Let me know what you think. What’s you list? And why?
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I need a gtown rip tonight
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Me in high school taking a knee after nearly decapitating a slot receiver with the crown of my helmet
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I’m genuinely surprised that so many jacked people are pretty unsuccessful professionally. It’s such a disciplined based journey, even if you’re on 💩, I would think it would transfer to other areas of life
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How do I get on the “dark” web. Want to check it out
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Everyone ever looks like a bitch standing around hunched over in their phone **sent from iPhone 17 pro
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My company just blocked ChatGPT and I don’t know how to do work anymore
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I feel like I’ve been redlining life for too long
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