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Brandon Butler @ButlerB03

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Joined January 2012
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Real talk, the tequila hand sanitizer has got to go
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Remember when flash mobs were a thing? Wild
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People who can paint things without getting covered in it are right up there with the wizardry of people who can fold fitted sheets
If people could stop using that sparkly filter on every video that would be greeaaattt
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I was called an angel by a lady at the grocery store today because I got something off the top shelf for her that she couldn’t reach.. more people need to be that easy to please
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Working in the office this week for the first time since March. I wonder if my couch misses me too?
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Brandon Butler retweeted
Sara@SaraCivian
17 May 2020
Your dog doesnt need a fucking Instagram
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I wonder how many tweets I’ve missed out on because I didn’t post it the second I thought of it and then it vanished from my mind forever
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People with “fit” in their instagram names have had reeeaalll quiet accounts lately, eh?
One thing this Mother’s Day is showing me is that most of us need to start taking better photos with our Moms
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Well I just finished cleaning up after cooking and eating a meal, so I might as well cook and eat again
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Brandon Butler retweeted
Paddy Quinn@PQMiramichi
23 Apr 2020
A big jeezlus brick house of chicken from Dixie Lee and all the sides wouldn’t go astray right now. It has been way too long. #DeliciousBastards #Miramichi
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Earlier me is an asshole, always leaving things for current me to do #ahilldoitlater
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Doing some yard work today so I put on jeans for the first time in ages, but like, non-stretchy work jeans. These things are what prison feels like I bet.
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Is there a proper way to put a duvet back into its cover, or does everybody just crawl inside the whole thing?
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Picked some things up from my parents place today. First time in my life I’ve visited them without going inside or hugging them. Shits weird
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Now that we are all sitting home,I’m sure seeing a lot less “I just made $300 from home by filling out surveys” memes floating around
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Y’all ever try and suppress a sneeze so bad that you pull a muscle in your back? I guess this is what it’s like to be in your thirties 🤷‍♂️
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Embarrassingly proud of myself for remembering to bring reusable bags to the grocery store. Walked into that bitch feeling like a boss
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If you feel like you haven’t had enough attention lately, try going to the gym and coughing a few times. I promise all eyes will be on you
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