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7 Aug 2015
36 IBU's? Dude, do you even Alt?
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Flying @SouthwestAir for the first time since they got rid of open seating and free bags today. To say I'm not looking forward to it is an understatement. Consider this your biannual reminder that venture capital ruins everything!
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5 Dec 2025
Hey @JetsPizza your AI text ordering sucks SOOOOOO BAD. Every time I try to use it because it'll save me 15% and every time I give up after ten minutes of it getting my order wrong. This is the future of AI: a terrible experience to save pennies on the dollar.
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The Beverly Tweetmaker retweeted
31 Oct 2025
Palace are back at it tomorrow with a home match against Brentford. Still have the extra hour, so 10:00 start time. Come out and watch at the Embassy if you are in Chicago.
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The Beverly Tweetmaker retweeted
27 Oct 2025
Vote for Shae Yañez
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27 Oct 2025
Shae Yañez has been nominated for the British Gas Save of the Month for October 💪
Her stunning late stop vs Newcastle is up for nomination, voting is now open and will close on Wednesday 29th October, at 10am ❤️💙
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25 Oct 2025
Time for the boys from South London to play giant-killer again, this time against Arsenal. Kick-off is 9am tomorrow; let me or @chicago_palace know if you're planning on heading to the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) so we can give management a heads up. COME ON YOU PALACE!!!
ALT Picture of Palace celebrating their FA Cup win with a certain now-Gunner carefully edited out of the picture.
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2 Oct 2025
ALT Milhouse saying "everything's coming up Palace!"
2 Oct 2025
19 unbeaten. We’re partying like it’s 1969.
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The Beverly Tweetmaker retweeted
27 Sep 2025
Watching Palace this season
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27 Sep 2025
What a morning to spend at the Embassy with my fellow @chicago_palace family ❤️💙🦅
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26 Sep 2025
IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE UNBEATEN TOMORROW! Come on out and join the @chicago_palace crew at the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) as we take on Liverpool. It's a 9am kickoff so try to get there by 8:45... hope to see a sea of red and blue. ❤️💙
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12 Sep 2025
Hey @chicago_palace folks! We've got an out-of-town supporter joining us, plus there will be a sizeable Leeds contingent, so let's try to get a good turnout for tomorrow morning's match v. Sunderland. 9:00 kickoff at the Embassy... who's gonna be there???
ALT J.P. Mateta with his "BOOM" glasses holding a giant jar of giardiniera.
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The Beverly Tweetmaker retweeted
8 Sep 2025
Hello fellow Chicago Stuttgart supporters! Anybody interested in heading out to Hudson's this weekend for the match against Freiburg? It's the Gathering of the Effzeh and we're welcome to join their watch party as they take on Wolfsburg. Hit me up if you're interested!
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21 Jun 2025
The cool thing about @StateFarm is that if you get in an accident on a weekend and your tow truck never shows up you get to wait until Monday to talk to a human being (and hopefully get your truck towed before the owner of the parking lot it's stuck in tows it for you).
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The Beverly Tweetmaker retweeted
18 May 2025
To say we had a good turnout yesterday would be an understatement. Thanks to everyone who came out and thanks to the Embassy for having us all season. What a day it was!
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22 Dec 2024
Was very excited to see we're beating Cal but turns out it's actually Calumet College of St. Joseph
22 Dec 2024
Media Timeout
Valpo 21 - CAL 7
11:03 left in the 1st half.
#GoValpo
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26 Nov 2024
Hey @chicago_palace folks... You can now find us on Bluesky at bsky.app/profile/chicagopala…. If you're over there too please give us a follow!
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23 Nov 2024
See you all there! 🔴🔵
21 Nov 2024
Hopefully the break helped and can have a nice strong finish to 2024. 9:00 kickoff this Saturday against Villa, and we’ll be at The Embassy 1435 W Taylor.
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The Beverly Tweetmaker retweeted
11 Nov 2024
Good evening from Chicago Union Station!!!!
Photographer Pat Nabong and I are riding the very first run of Amtrak's Floridian train from Chicago to Miami for the @Suntimes.
We'll be on the train for 46 hours (at least). I'll live tweet the journey here ⬇️
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10 Nov 2024
I had a realization about an hour ago that the Cubs are probably the best team in Chicago right now, which is terrifying
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10 Nov 2024
Quick reminder that if 1. you're a VfB Stuttgart supporter, 2. you are looking for a Bundesliga club to support, and/or 3. you enjoy reading me scream into the void, you can follow my Chicago Stuttgart supporters account below 👇🏽 (or on Bluesky!)
10 Nov 2024
Can we never see Demirović from the spot ever again?
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