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Bassem Youssef @Byoussef

political satirist,vegan,documentary :tickling Giants,book: revolution for dummies instagram: instagram.com/bassemyoussef/ info@bassemyoussef.xyz

Joined March 2011
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Bassem Youssef
@Byoussef
12 Dec 2024
This is my only account on Twitter . I am sick and tired of people posting clearly fake accounts as mine . ده حسابي الوحيد على تويتر . أنا زهقت من كمية الناس اللي بتنشر حسابات تانية على انها بتاعتي وواضح جدا انها مزيفة .
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Rabat, June 27th. I'm coming Morocco, you've always understood me in every language. So who knows? Next tour might be in Arabic, across your entire country 👀 See where I am going London, Jun 14 Zagreb, Jun 16 Istanbul, Jun 19 Rabat, Jun 27 Tickets on bassemyoussef.xyz
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Rabat, June 27th. I'm coming home Morocco, you've always understood me in every language. So who knows? Next tour might be in Arabic, across your entire country See where I am going London, Jun 14 Zagreb, Jun 16 Istanbul, Jun 19 Rabat, Jun 27 Tickets on bassemyoussef.xyz
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Gissou Nia | گیسو نیا
@GissouNia
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Seeing online reports about @KarimKhanQC Reminder: the reason Khan can't use a credit card is b/c he dared to issue an arrest warrant against Netanyahu.  The Trump admin put targeted sanctions on Khan (sanctions typically for war criminals) simply for doing his job as a lawyer
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Vienna sold out. 🇦🇹 BELLY OF THE BEAST is completely gone. Thank you for showing up like that 😃 See where I am going Berlin, Jun 11 London, Jun 14 Zagreb, Jun 16 Istanbul, Jun 19 Antwerp, Jun 21 Paris, Jun 22 All Shows in English Tickets on bassemyoussef.xyz
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Paris, we're doing this in English for your sake 😅 BELLY OF THE BEAST arrives June 22nd. See where I am going Berlin, Jun 11 London, Jun 14 Zagreb, Jun 16 Istanbul, Jun 19 Antwerp, Jun 21 All Shows in English Belly of the Beast Tickets on bassemyoussef.xyz
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Who Built the Pyramids ?? See where I am going - Berlin, Jun 11 - Vienna, Jun 12 - London, Jun 14 - Zagreb, Jun 16 - Sarajevo, Jun 17 - Istanbul, Jun 19 - Antwerp, Jun 21 - Paris, Jun 22 All Shows in English Belly of the Beast Tickets on bassemyoussef.xyz
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Israel Propaganda: Anti-semite or Self-hating Jew See where I am going Berlin, Jun 11 Vienna, Jun 12 London, Jun 14 Zagreb, Jun 16 Sarajevo, Jun 17 Istanbul, Jun 19 Antwerp, Jun 21 Paris, Jun 22 Shows in English Belly of the Beast Tickets on bassemyoussef.xyz
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Come on, choose a side See where I am going - Houston, Jun 4 - 5 - 6 - Berlin, Jun 11 - Vienna, Jun 12 - London, Jun 14 - Zagreb, Jun 16 - Sarajevo, Jun 17 - Istanbul, Jun 19 - Antwerp, Jun 21 - Paris, Jun 22 All Shows in English Belly of the Beast Tickets on the link in Bio
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Sarajevo is officially sold out. TWICE But if you missed your chance, I'm still headed to Zagreb and there are a few tickets left. Get your tickets now: bassemyoussef.xyz See where I am going Berlin, Jun 11 Vienna, Jun 12 London, Jun 14 Zagreb, Jun 16 Istanbul, Jun 19
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Liberación Collective @travelwithpurpose @loren.guerrerapr connecting marginalized communities. Funded: Afro-Cuban farmers & Palestinian women pursuing education & business. Thanks to @salsawithstephanie @pacoevangelista_realestate @grisaldamo @monica.m.gonzalez29 @dinoramedrano
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Rabat, I am coming June 27th at the Theatre Royal de Rabat The BELLY OF THE BEAST is officially here show in English Get your tickets on bassemyoussef.xyz See where I am going Berlin, Jun 11 Vienna, Jun 12 London, Jun 14 Zagreb, Jun 16 Istanbul, Jun 19 Paris, Jun 22
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And yet this is what we all talk about ... See where I am going Houston, Jun 4 - 5 - 6 Berlin, Jun 11 Vienna, Jun 12 London, Jun 14 Zagreb, Jun 16 Sarajevo, Jun 17 Istanbul, Jun 19 Antwerp, Jun 21 Paris, Jun 22 Get your tickets from bassemyoussef.xyz/
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Paris, we are bringing the heat. So excited to have Mustafa Jorry opening the Belly of the Beast show in the City of Lights. 📍 Salle Pleyel, Paris – June 22 🎟️ Buy your Tickets from bassemyoussef.xyz
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Antwerp. Bringing the Belly of the Beast tour to your city with the brilliant Mustafa Jorry warming up the stage. Belgium crowds always bring the best energy. 📍 Stadsschouwburg, Antwerp – June 21 🎟️ Buy your tickets from bassemyoussef.xyz
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Istanbul, prepare yourselves. Bringing the incredible Yalcin Norton to the stage to open the Belly of the Beast show. This night is going to be massive. 📍 Istanbul Congress Center, Istanbul – June 19 🎟️ Buy your tickets from bassemyoussef.xyz
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Sarajevo, I’m finally here. And I'm thrilled to have the awesome Yalcin Norton kicking things off for this Belly of the Beast stop. The energy in Bosnia is always beautiful, let’s show him some love 📍 Skenderija, Sarajevo – June 17 🎟️ Buy Tickets from bassemyoussef.xyz
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Zagreb, you have no idea how lucky we are. The legend Kaya Yanar is actually opening the Belly of the Beast show! This night is going to be unforgettable. 🤯🔥 📍 Kino, Zagreb – June 16 🎟️ Buy your tickets from bassemyoussef.xyz
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London, we are bringing backup! So hyped to have a double dose of brilliance opening the Belly of the Beast show. We've got the amazing Momos & Omar Badawy, setting the stage. 📍 Royal Albert Hall, London – June 14 🎟️ Tickets on bassemyoussef.xyz
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Vienna. Taking the stage for the Belly of the Beast tour with the phenomenal Yalcin Norton opening the night. Vienna might be famous for classical music, but we’re bringing pure comedy chaos. 📍 Globe Wen, Vienna – June 12 🎟️ Tickets on bassemyoussef.xyz/#dp57o34k
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