Seller of kids, bring on yo bids
Joined September 2012
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16 Oct 2012
I am so thankful Ole Miss is recognizing all my hard work by makin me Homecoming Queen
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18 Sep 2012
The only way I could be less credible is if I was an NFL replacement referee
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17 Sep 2012
I know what I saw and I saw Coach Freeze give Mack Brown a $200 handshake to take a knee Saturday night.
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14 Sep 2012
I mistakenly talked to the NCAA because I thought they were the Nacho Cheese Aficionados Association.
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14 Sep 2012
I want to un-mud my name: It's not acceptable to announce you're going to "take a De'Vinner" after you drink your coffee this morning.
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14 Sep 2012
I had a dream last night that my name was cleared... and then smothered in gravy.
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13 Sep 2012
Three things I never leave home without: my stop watch, my Bluetooth earpiece, my diabetes.
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13 Sep 2012
Just want to get the facts straight: It was me, not Mathew McConaughey who rented out City Grocery this weekend. #AllToMyself
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13 Sep 2012
I once saw a Miss State booster give @Boobie24Dixon a $200 handshake... to start tweeting in English.
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13 Sep 2012
I know a $200 handshake when I see one, I've made plenty at McDonalds over the years.
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13 Sep 2012
It's getting close to lunch time, better do another interview so I can afford to shut down another Chinese Buffet.
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13 Sep 2012
I want to clear my name, I was not the lead role in the movie "Precious".
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13 Sep 2012
If anyone needs to contact me for an interview this afternoon I will be outside of a random Memphis high school looking for a kid to pimp.
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13 Sep 2012
People out there have no idea how hard it is to say Ole Miss with this lisp. Its reawey hard you guyths.
13 Sep 2012
The Pat Forde hates Starksville like I hate a Nutrisystem
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