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Joined December 2023
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🚨: EXCLUSIVE POLL: We asked listeners who they want to replace Arne Slot. 52%: Oliver Glasner 17%: Frank Lampard 15%: Ange Postecoglou 14%: Eddie Howe 1% Andoni Iraola Liverpool fans DO NOT want Iraola under any circumstances!
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The rivalry is done and dusted if we’re being honest. And it’d be wonderful to see an English club win a European trophy. Let’s get behind Crystal Palace tonight and see them do it for everyone outside the big six. So, from everyone at #BHAFC, “Come on you Eagles!”
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This was supposed to be our greatest ever season, and we totally bottled it. Humiliated by Aston Fucking Villa. Some of us spent £2k on flights and hotels in Istanbul. Get this fat cunt out of my club!!!!
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I don’t care if we didn’t qualify to get in. I don’t care if we end Villa players careers. I don’t care if we cheat to win this thing. We’re Notts Forest. Nothing is off the table if it means winning our first proper trophy #nffc
"Where is VAR?" Unai Emery didn't hold back after Elliot Anderson wasn't sent off in the Europa League semi-final first leg...
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When you’re on your 4th manager of the season, it’s not them, it’s you. This should have been our greatest ever season, and was our only chance to win a proper trophy. GET OUT OF MY CLUB MY MARINAKIS! YOU FAT FUCK! #NFFC #marinakisout
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On Sunday we welcome back our best ever players: Brennan Johnson and Dean Henderson, who had to leave Notts Forest to win trophies. Please join a round of applause and standing ovation in the 1st and 11th minutes to show our appreciation for them saving us from oblivion #NFFC
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For our home match against Crystal Palace we will be producing a Tifo to celebrate the return of #NFFC’s best ever players: Brennan Johnson and Dean Henderson. It will cover the entire Trent End, to thank them both for single handedly keeping us up despite our financial cheating
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How have a once great club like ours been reduced to this? This should be our greatest ever season. Instead we’re going down and embarrassing ourselves. Sorry Mr Marinakis, but it’s time to go #nffc #mrmarinakisout
Nottingham Forest have formally complained to the PGMOL and asked for more information following the officiating decisions in the recent game against Manchester City 🚨
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Mikel Arteta has taken a rough diamond in Eberechi Eze and turned him into a superstar. Occasional glimpses of brilliance at Crystal Palace have been turned into consistency at Arsenal, and the man is now a match winner under Arteta. Arsenal’s talent ID is second to none. #afc
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Two extremely poor decisions - a penalty not given - which we simply cannot accept. Notts Forest need to consider its options. Mr Marinakis MUST write a strongly worded letter to the PGMOL #nffc
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Thanks to all Forest fans who donated towards our Tifo for the Porto match. Unfortunately we only raised £351.70 including a generous donation from Mr Marinakis so weren’t able to proceed. We will hold the cash and aim to repurpose it for our next letter writing campaign #nffc
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Enough is enough. Mr Marinakis has ruined our greatest ever season through his ego. On Thursday against Porto, the Trent End Ultras will protest against Mr Marinakis, by delivering a strongly worded letter to our chairman in his seat Please stand an applaud as we do this #nffc
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Do any other Notts Forest fans think that maybe we shouldn’t have written that letter to UEFA? #nffc
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To show Big Flange that we love him, when we score today, we should collectively shout “MATE” like Palace do when Mateta kicks the corner flag. Would be unreal if all four sides of the ground do it together #nffc
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We are total cunts aren’t we? #nffc
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We are so fucking embarrassing it’s unbelievable. Get us gone.
🚨⚠️ Nottingham Forest prepare a complaint to the Premier League for Morgan Gibbs-White’s move to Tottenham. #NFFC working on potential legal action as they believe Spurs made illegal approach to the player, as Sky Sports reported.
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First we bottled the FA Cup. Then we bottled UCL. Then we bottled Europa and are stuck in the worthless Conference. Now we look tin pot, and should let a proper club like Palace have their rightful place. Shame on us #nffc
🔺 EXCLUSIVE: Nottingham Forest have written to Uefa with their concerns about Crystal Palace participating in the Europa League when they could be in breach of multi-club ownership rules Full story ⬇️ thetimes.co.uk/sport/footbal…
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