A party game for horrible people.
Joined May 2011
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1 May 2025
Get 50% off all Clam-O-Merch at Clams.lol.
Clam-O-Naise® by Cards Against Humanity
A jar of mayonnaise. A pack of cards. A lifestyle.
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I love @CAH so f*cking much
Feb 27
I run a family account that is very light on profanity, but I'm making an exception here because this is highly relevant re: policy - i.e., the market response to tariff refunds - and is also kinda funny
getyourfuckingmoneyback.com/
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Feb 27
I run a family account that is very light on profanity, but I'm making an exception here because this is highly relevant re: policy - i.e., the market response to tariff refunds - and is also kinda funny
getyourfuckingmoneyback.com/
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16 Jul 2025
@CAH if I find someone else with this card, I’m suing
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26 May 2025
This version of Cards Against Humanity is wild. I’ll report back. @CAH
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20 May 2025
Almost deleted the email from Cards Against Humanity about supporting their Science Ambassador Scholarship — it felt too perfect to be real.
But it was. @stellatecomms is honored to support this joyful, values-aligned program & the next gen of science communicators 🧪
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1 May 2025
Get 50% off all Clam-O-Merch at Clams.lol.
Clam-O-Naise® by Cards Against Humanity
A jar of mayonnaise. A pack of cards. A lifestyle.
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1 May 2025
One year ago today, the last jar of Clam-O-Naise sadly expired. And yet, its tangy spirit lives on in our limited remaining stock of incredible Clam-O-Merch! Get T-shirts, hoodies, books, caps, and more––now 50% off while supplies last. Clams.lol
Clam-O-Naise® by Cards Against Humanity
A jar of mayonnaise. A pack of cards. A lifestyle.
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25 Dec 2024
Thanks @CAH it’s exactly what I wanted for Christmas!
#DiamondPotato
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20 Dec 2024
My Diamond Potato from @CAH (Cards Against Humanity) came in after I legitimately forgot I purchased it.
Here’s me pondering the aforementioned potato.
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16 Dec 2024
Last call for applications! Submit your video TODAY to ScienceAmbassadorScholarship… for your chance to win one of our five $20,000 tuition scholarships. ✨
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3 Dec 2024
@CAH where can I get 12 more of these cat nip cards because my man loves them 😭
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2 Dec 2024
👋 Students! It's time to get those application videos submitted to ScienceAmbassadorScholarship….
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29 Nov 2024
Did I really just spend $69 on a Diamond Potato? Yes
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29 Nov 2024
lol Cards Against Humanity sold a Diamond Potato at $69.99 for their Black Friday campaign and sold out
diamondpotato.com/
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29 Nov 2024
you gotta love these crazy motherfuckers 😆
29 Nov 2024
This Black Friday, give the gift of a real potato covered in dozens of real diamonds. Available exclusively at DiamondPotato.com.
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29 Nov 2024
Diamond Potato has sold out in less than half an hour. God bless America.
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For those of you looking for that perfect diamond potato for your loved ones this holiday season.
29 Nov 2024
This Black Friday, give the gift of a real potato covered in dozens of real diamonds. Available exclusively at DiamondPotato.com.
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29 Nov 2024
They always know what the people really want
29 Nov 2024
This Black Friday, give the gift of a real potato covered in dozens of real diamonds. Available exclusively at DiamondPotato.com.
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