@alexanderpcs Certified comedian and Master of Satire, CAMELOT331

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Story time. I worked at GameStop for 11 years, starting in 2007. My store manager was a 500 lb man. I called him Egg. Egg pretty much was the worst person I've ever met. He would schedule you during your mothers funeral and laugh about it. Anyway. The worst thing Egg did was leave the store at 1pm (and stay clocked in stealing time). He would go to his buddy's house and have sex with hookers. This was in rural Alabama so you can imagine the quality of hooker. He came back at 5pm to clock out. Eventually all the employees at the store including myself complained anonymously to upper management about it. A few weeks later our District Manager came to the store "have a talk with Egg." He told Egg that he can no longer leave the store and steal time. He wasn't fired because our store ranked so well in sales metrics.(pro cards, reserves, etc). Egg decided the best way to move forward was to BRING HOOKERS TO THE STORE. He would walk them in the front door, which children in the store, and go into the back room to proceed. Right next to our products in the store room. After a few weeks, we made another anonymous tip. The REGIONAL director came to the store this time to investigate. Luckily, all the security tapes had been erased by our DM and Egg. No more questions were asked. Egg was not fired(because he ranked so well in metrics). He continued to do this hooker nonsense. I was promoted to store manager soon after and leave to go to a different store. Egg worked at GameStop for another 10 years.
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You did the meme! 😂
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This is weirdly the most adorable thing I've ever seen

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Finding random stuff from my time at Gamestop.
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Going live soon to discuss some BAM updates and other things. Plus some drinks! JOIN AND SHARE! link below
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Uhh.
Bricks & Minifigs denies making any legal attempt to seize Reckless Ben’s GoFundMe amid the $200k Lego dispute The company also maintains that consignments were never approved as an authorized sales process
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Evidence indicates Bricks & Minifigs is lying. Reckless Ben confirmed the GoFundMe being taken down was associated with the legal actions against him, and even OP has acknowledged that this new BAM statement is likely untrue. x.com/LegacyKillaHD/… x.com/Dexerto/status…
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Uhh.
Bricks & Minifigs denies making any legal attempt to seize Reckless Ben’s GoFundMe amid the $200k Lego dispute The company also maintains that consignments were never approved as an authorized sales process
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Evidence indicates Bricks & Minifigs is lying. Reckless Ben confirmed the GoFundMe being taken down was associated with the legal actions against him, and even OP has acknowledged that this new BAM statement is likely untrue. x.com/LegacyKillaHD/… x.com/Dexerto/status…
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"The Elder Scrolls." Unpopular opinion. There has been entire franchises and genres created since Oblivion and Skyrim that have done it so much better that I could care less about Elder Scrolls.
XBOX is planning to move faster in developing games for their beloved franchises 🎮 This includes: • 'Halo' • 'Fallout' • 'The Elder Scrolls' (via @theinformation)
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Dark Souls 2 Dark Souls 3 Bloodborne Sekiro Elden Ring. All after skyrim and thats just ONE developer.
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"The Elder Scrolls." Unpopular opinion. There has been entire franchises and genres created since Oblivion and Skyrim that have done it so much better that I could care less about Elder Scrolls.
XBOX is planning to move faster in developing games for their beloved franchises 🎮 This includes: • 'Halo' • 'Fallout' • 'The Elder Scrolls' (via @theinformation)
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Master Chief's sprint in Halo Campaign Evolved looks like Wario running in Mario Party. I can't unsee it
We live in this weird age of Halo where you can customize your gameplay in anyway you want but people still complain. Don’t want sprint? Turn it off Want a 60 round AR? Do it! Want third person? Go ahead! Don’t like the HUD? Change it! Don’t want a remake? Go play MCC!!! #Halo
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Options like disabling sprint, using a 60-round AR, third-person view, and HUD changes require collecting specific skulls by playing through campaign levels first. polygon.com/halo-campaign-…
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Master Chief's sprint in Halo Campaign Evolved looks like Wario running in Mario Party. I can't unsee it
We live in this weird age of Halo where you can customize your gameplay in anyway you want but people still complain. Don’t want sprint? Turn it off Want a 60 round AR? Do it! Want third person? Go ahead! Don’t like the HUD? Change it! Don’t want a remake? Go play MCC!!! #Halo
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Options like disabling sprint, using a 60-round AR, third-person view, and HUD changes require collecting specific skulls by playing through campaign levels first. polygon.com/halo-campaign-…
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The fact that you have to find a skull to remove sprint is insane lol. Just let me turn it off immediately
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Congratulations to @elonmusk for becoming the world's first trillionaire. If any of you think you're entitled to one single penny of someone else's money, you are a loser. :)
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Going live to discuss the lawsuit update from BAM Bricks & minifigs. The mustache can't be stopped. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are SUED! Link below
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Going live to discuss the lawsuit update from BAM Bricks & minifigs. The mustache can't be stopped. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are SUED! Link below
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