anche se tutti ballano, io guardo il mondo da un oblò
Joined October 2023
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This is so sad man
JUST IN: IRANIAN FOOTBALL COACHES WATCHED IRAN’S FIRST WORLD CUP GAME IN TIJUANA AFTER BEING DENIED VISAS TO ENTER THE US
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RT @WOOSANCVNT: back in 2021 one time i posted a picture of a brownie on main and oomf replied and was like: “can you tw food next time ?”…
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Imagine you’re dying of thirst and someone brings you a plate of salt cured salami
Marriage tip: when your wife tells you to grab her a glass of water before bed, bring her this.
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was buying a dress and cashier asked me which local high school graduation I was buying it for (i'm 28)
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Ma che è sta frociata
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The future looks promising with these grads
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Stanford grads walk out as Google CEO Sundar Pichai takes the stage as commencement speaker.
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If you can’t afford to pay a living wage, you can’t afford to own a restaurant
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Do we not realise how insane this is?
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Uruguay arrived in the United States for the World Cup and were greeted by sniffer dogs and full security checks.
Look at Manuel Ugarte’s face 😂
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New York operates on a kind of magical realism that makes things like this not only possible but commonplace
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Knicks fan threw a banana into the crowd and it promptly came back to him 😭🍌👏
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This is so politically incorrect it makes me want to do a woke cancel culture
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" could've never been made in today’s cultural climate:
“I think that would be too hard to be as politically incorrect as the show was. And I do kind of miss that.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/rai…
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went to dunkin and the drive thru person said “that’ll be 11 million dollars” and i said “oh no!” and she said “i’m just playin it’s $11.99” and man. she got my ass. what a great bit
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Everyone making fun of her but the follow-up post is so perfect
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enough time has passed that i can safely say when this went viral people made it an alcohol vs non-alcohol thing. it's time for me to speak my truth. it had vodka in it
ordered a melon soda float when everyone else got a beer and i feel like that dog with the propellor hat and big lollipop
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Se mi trovassi in una famiglia disfunzionale e mio fratello si permettesse di dirmi queste cose, finirebbe a mani in faccia. Da parte mia
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Wait…
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this being the only good thing that came out of that relationship
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I said "lowkirkenuinely" at the register to my wife and a clerk nearby nearly broke his neck to look at me like this
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