Explaining technology with a slow, southern drawl since 2006. A legend in Finland. Married to @MrsHTPatterson
Joined March 2011
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Mar 16
I am coaching youth #baseball and the kids struggle with basic concepts, so I started making YouTube videos about these concepts and they retain the info much better. Sharing here in case it is helpful for anybody else. youtube.com/@ballbasics
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21 Feb 2025
You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.
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Clint Patterson retweeted
Feb 22
MAPLE SYRUP IS NOW AMERICAN
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Jan 28
Anybody know what's going on with @twilio A2P Campaign reviews? Are they reducing head count or what is happening?
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1 Nov 2025
Annual Halloween set up video. Went too big this year. Got to reduce next year. Was fun though!
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18 Jun 2025
NEW: The man with the world's highest recorded IQ says he believes Jesus Christ is God and is "the way and the truth and the life."
"I believe that Jesus Christ is God, the way and the truth and the life."
YoungHoon Kim of South Korea is pointing to quantum physics to support his belief in God and afterlife.
Kim was recognized by the Giga Society in April 2024 as having the highest IQ in the world at 276.
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Boom
We all knew and they just lied over and over
18 May 2025
🚨 WOW: Joe Biden said literally over TWO YEARS AGO that he had cancer.
The Biden regime at the time called it a “gaffe”
Have they been covering this up for YEARS?
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Clint Patterson retweeted
2 Feb 2025
A few years ago, my family was coming back home on a blistering hot 4th of July on a desolate stretch of ND road. We stopped to help a Native girl who had a flat tire, with a baby in the backseat.
Try as I might, I couldn’t get the car jacked because she parked so unevenly on the soft shoulder.
Wife asks, “What are we gonna do?”
I tell her, “We’re waiting for a Southerner to drive by. They’ll figure it out” (the ND oilfield is full of Southerners).
Sure enough, about 20 minutes of folks driving by later, up pulls a lifted King Ranch pickup with Texas plates and FIVE barely-adult white boys climb out, and *without talking to us* proceeded to figure out the problem and changed the tire. LIKE WE WEREN’T THERE.
They nodded, but continued their conversation about “jug fishing.” Five minutes later, they were gone.
My roughly 10 year-old asks, “Mom, were they angels?”
Mandy says, “Even better. Rednecks.”
These are the finest people on God’s green Earth, and are a national treasurer.
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Clint Patterson retweeted
10 Jan 2025
Why ‘spare no expense’ in California but not North Carolina?
10 Jan 2025
I'm announcing that the federal government will cover 100% of the cost of measures to protect lives and property in Southern California for six months.
I’ve told the Governor and officials to spare no expense and do whatever they need to contain the fires and protect families.
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7 Jan 2025
Musk in this dude’s head! 🤣🤣
7 Jan 2025
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Has Mark Zuckerberg been “Trumpified?”
First Dana White joins META board and now he is adding community notes and emphasizing free speech?
Wait…. @elonmusk is this your doing? Did you all secretly have that boxing match and you won the bet?
Release the tape!
What do you think is going on with The Zuck?
Your choices are:
A) Brown nosing
B) Mid-life crisis
C) Legitimate shift
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Clint Patterson retweeted
24 Dec 2024
I am sure all the people defending Biden for pardoning child rapists and murderers will voice the same standard when Trump pardons a group of protesters who didn't kill anyone next month
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Clint Patterson retweeted
17 Nov 2024
When Biden stole the election & Trump got banned off social media, they cheered
When Mar a Lago got raided by the FBI, they clapped
When Trump got indicted 4x, they celebrated
When it all backfired in their faces and he won in a landslide, they shaved their heads
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6 Nov 2024
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6 Nov 2024
They're whining about the Electoral College - that means -what. They KNOW
6 Nov 2024
JUST IN: MSNBC’s Laurence O’Donnell continues media attacks on the Electoral College: “An enormous force in voter suppression."
“An apology to all of those states that we have not mentioned. It's not our fault of the Founding Fathers. They decided on this thing called the Electoral College, which, interestingly, no other country in the world decided to copy."
"If you're in California, if you're in New York, and when you think about how enormous a force that can be in voter suppression, there may be nothing quite like it."
“This Electoral College problem, is one that bedevils us in the 21st century as it never has before."
They HATE that New York and California don’t overlord the entire country — and it sounds an awful lot like they’re gearing up the leftwing rage machine for a Kamala EC loss.
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Clint Patterson retweeted
6 Nov 2024
Elon saved America.
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27 Oct 2024
Kid is obsessed with YouTube subscribers so I told him to practice his YouTube speech
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Clint Patterson retweeted
16 Sep 2024
Our elections are at risk as never before. Here’s more proof for those non-believers.
@RobertKennedyJr
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4 Sep 2024
Updates to the #Halloween Koopa Troopa bot. Almost done. Just need to add lighting next.
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