Psychopathically confident, but willing to admit errors.
Joined August 2014
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Apr 3
I’m 50.
Spent 22 years in the Army.
Flew CH-47s.
Did four combat tours.
I “Front loaded all the dumb stuff.” as my wife put it when it comes to going through a mid-life crisis like most guys my age.
I am bored on purpose for a purpose.
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I can tell you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, Tesla driver who gave me the one finger salute, that traffic merging onto the freeway does not have the right of way.
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This guy is retarded.
If you see this guy at your range, go to a different range.
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Rest in peace warriors.
apnews.com/article/b52-crash…
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Jun 15
I’m only paying attention to the “Boobs of FIFA”.
Because boobs are awesome.
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Jun 15
Got it done out of Westport with five fellow Veterans
Lingcod and rockfish limits before 10.
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Jun 14
I shall never more complain about reeling a downrigger up from 120’ after spending my day reeling lingcod and rockfish up from 500’.
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Jun 12
IIRC, nearly every Vietnam Veteran was pissed off about the Vietnam Memorial.
Until it was built.
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Jun 12
The GWOT memorial won’t be a Hi-Lux getting smoked by 30mm/Hellfire/Maverick because FOBBIT:
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Jun 11
The people from not here that are here for the not famous here sportsball tournament love it here.
Once the not famous here sportsball tournament is over they can go back to not being here.
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Varsity 38 retweeted
In the Military, you can only fit together a male plug and a female socket. There is no other way to do it. It's designed that way for a reason. Otherwise, the equipment won't work.
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Jun 11
The @GWOTMF isn’t a female CSM driving around the FOB in a Hi-Lux telling Soldiers they can’t wear their beanie cap outside the flight line while it’s snowing.
So that’s cool.
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Jun 10
If someone could spot me $50M, that would be rad.
I’ll give you a ride.
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Jun 10
Dos Stoker got new spark plugs and lower unit gear oil.
She’ll either run for another 1,000 years or instantly explode.
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Jun 9
For clarification:
The basketball player’s name starts with a “C”.
The convicted murderer’s name starts with a “K”.
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