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Ranking Based on Fascistic Ideology:
1. Skyward Sword
2. TOTK
3. OOT
4. Link Between Worlds
5. Twilight Princess
6. Spirit Tracks
7. BOTW
8. Wind Waker
9. Majoras Mask
The 2D Zelda's other than the 2 i added don't really have enough depth story-wise to be in the list
Correct Zelda Ranking:
1. Majora's Mask
2. Wind Waker
3. Ocarina
4. Minish Cap
5. BOTW
6. ALTTP
7. Twilight Princess
8. Link Between Worlds
9. Link's Awakening
10. TOTK
11. Phantom Hourglass
12. Spirit Tracks
13. Zelda 1
14. Oracle Games
15. Skyward Sword
16. Zelda 2
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The series from seemed to spend 10 years wrestling with the fact that OOT might as well be Nazi propaganda, and then Skyward Sword decided that actually, what this series needs is a whole game for a creation myth to explain why hylians are the chosen master race
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a similar thing happened with BOTW and TOTK, where the former seemed to be taking a step back from gods and tried to do a lot of things to 'redeem' it's flagrant racism, then tears of the kingdom released and it's like if you asked heinrich himmler to write a videogame
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Correct Zelda Ranking:
1. Majora's Mask
2. Wind Waker
3. Ocarina
4. Minish Cap
5. BOTW
6. ALTTP
7. Twilight Princess
8. Link Between Worlds
9. Link's Awakening
10. TOTK
11. Phantom Hourglass
12. Spirit Tracks
13. Zelda 1
14. Oracle Games
15. Skyward Sword
16. Zelda 2
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Jun 12
i've actually gotten so much uglier in the past year it's insane
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Jun 12
they won't ever apologize for how they treat trans women so you should never apologize for being as annoying and rude as you want
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Jun 9
sony watching xbox get persona trailers and nintendo get kingdom hearts
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Jun 9
that switch direct was so boring i jerked off before they even got to the thumb wrestling
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Jun 9
there was a space of 5 seconds where i thought "oh they might have a semi-interesting artstyle for it at least"
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I’m in the cafe with my old mate Colin, and he’s just nicked one of my chips. Does this make him transgender?
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Jun 6
trust me i DO NOT think clocky girls are ugly, in fact, if any would like to kiss me sloppy style right now i would happily accept
terfs arent ugly coz they're clocky they're ugly coz they're evil, the one exception being jk rowling 💚 hmu joanne i could fix u xx
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the gamette retweeted
6 Jun 2025
"games are special.... because we... have stories to tell..."
*montage of ue5 third person combat*
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