Sports aficionado. Towson alum and unabashed Penn State FB fan. I get paid to watch TV and to listen to fans not know the rules.

Joined June 2021
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Final possession primer: Tied - go to the basket Down 1 - go to the basket Down 2 - go to the basket and maybe kick for 3 if it’s wide open Just watched a guy hoist a 25-footer in a tie game. There will be more of these.
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Other sports leagues, take note -- THAT'S how you award your championship trophy. You give it to the PLAYERS not the damn ownership. #stanleycup
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Jalen Brunson was a killer at Nova. He topped off this title with a masterpiece performance. A direct antithesis to the veteran point guard on the other side who couldn't do his job as the leader and allowed his team to lapse into one blunder after another. #nbafinals
Any sport is worse off when a NY team wins.
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Mine eyes have seen the glory!! IYKYK. #worldcup #usmnt #kickball
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REPREHENSIBLE basketball by this team in the black jerseys. What is this coach doing? What are these players thinking? You knew the 3-point well was gonna run dry soon. Nope, keep chucking. Won't be the greatest comeback in #nbafinals history, it'll be the biggest choke.
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There's a gong show going on in Vegas between @Brewers and @Athletics . A game that @StanfordSteve82 would enjoy.
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Today is what I like to call Golf’s Wrongest Day. I don’t miss the BS of turning it into a 2-day affair but I do miss the stories involved. I’ll be spending GWD on a course but I’ll be hitting shots, not recording them.
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3 down, 4 to go… Too bad I had a 4:45am alarm and went to bed after 2 periods. Shame on me for 6 weeks.
Too much to ask to get 6 more games like that one? I hope all those haters on this hellsite who vowed they wouldn't watch because of the matchup enjoyed their Netflix. This was as good as a championship match could be. #stanleycupfinal
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Wonder what the Auburn baseball coach's excuse will be this time around. Should have re-seeded? Blew through too many pitchers in a 2-game series? #mcws #roadtoomaha
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Any sport is worse off when a NY team wins.
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2 down, 5 to go...#stanleycup
Too much to ask to get 6 more games like that one? I hope all those haters on this hellsite who vowed they wouldn't watch because of the matchup enjoyed their Netflix. This was as good as a championship match could be. #stanleycupfinal
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Welp, it was one season of fun. Thanks @EASPORTS #maddencurse #beardown
He's in the game 🎮
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Remember when this guy stole 3 home runs in the same game? Welllllll, the baseball gods like to play games sometimes. Oopsie.
Jo Adell had a ball bounce off his head for a home run
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Too much to ask to get 6 more games like that one? I hope all those haters on this hellsite who vowed they wouldn't watch because of the matchup enjoyed their Netflix. This was as good as a championship match could be. #stanleycupfinal
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This college baseball tournament has been so damn good. #1 & #2 sent packing on their home turf. Mid-majors rising up to beat the high-NIL silver spoons. And one of @TroyTrojansBSB or @LittleRockBSB is gonna go to Omaha. Great games galore. #roadtoomaha
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TOUCH THE TROPHY, YOU BUMS!! #soundthesiren
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A Category 4 just rocked Montreal at the end of the first period. #soundthesiren
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Got slotted in with a group for golf today that included a 90 & 81 yr old. They didn’t hit it far but their contact was straight and consistent. I just hope I’m able to see when I get to that age let alone hit a golf ball.
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*record scratch* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
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You wouldn't know this from the @astros broadcast because Todd Kalas and Geoff Blum think they're some kind of jinx avoiders but Houston has another combined no-hitter going through 8 innings. Some rather sophomoric tap dancing by experienced announcers to avoid saying no-hitter.
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Interesting programming choice -- a network which is home to the @NHLCupFinal comes off a great game but instead of having a postgame show, they go right into the NBA Playoffs. That's really growing the product.
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