Space-based individual
Joined June 2009
- Tweets 8,148
- Following 744
- Followers 149,730
- Likes 5,820
1,433 Photos and videos
Ok, Imma explain the admiral neck shadow thing. (Spoilers: it's not a rubber mask, ya weirdos)... 🧵
1,514
260
7,744
3,637,254
...So, lazy no-good news studio gaffers might stick a bottom fill light below the subject to counteract the top-heavy key. On its own, it's doing something like this. (Note how the angle causes the slightly flared shirt collar to cast a shadow upward)... 🧵
12
10
1,172
557,116
...Added together, they end up as barely passable face lighting. Except, in this case, on the neck. The shirt collar cuts the fill light, creating a little window of top-only light casting that chin shadow. The top edge moves with the collar, the bottom with the talking jaw. /🧵
159
21
2,075
546,263
Oh yeah, I never shared the intern's TREACHERY on here. He's so fired. variety.com/2026/tv/news/cap…
29
41
1,367
114,266
A space captain steering his ship into a nebula?
Typical 🙄
Apr 3
your eyes do not deceive you...
ALT Captain Disillusion, in his trademark silver facepaint and wearing a yellow jacket, in the middle of the New on Nebula graphic. Below the image is his profile picture and the categories "entertainment" and "Tech" and a link that reads "nebula.tv/captaindisillusion".
16
24
1,413
55,330
Help, the intern won't shut up about clapperboards
patreon.com/posts/intern-ram…
6
30
505
28,479
8 Oct 2025
Hey everyone, this is Intern Alan. I had to wait 'till the Captain logged back on here & left the screen unattended in a boomer way, to finally share the results of @OpenSauceLive my quest. They are as follows.......🧵
1
14
435
38,560
8 Oct 2025
Ok, the Captain will probably forget his password again so idk when, if ever, I'll be able to get back on, but just wanted to share for posterity. There are some bonus pics on a diff website. Oh crap, he's waddling back in! Gotta go--
1
1
164
14,321
17 Sep 2025
Marty! You’ve gotta come back with me!
10
22
350
17,315