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7 Sep 2025
I love orange juice and obeying most traffic laws
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Kevlar retweeted
Feb 16
i’m getting big as hell in 2026 i’m getting fat as fuck this year, trust me brother
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Feb 1
No one is in Milwaukee, WI except me and that’s okay I will tell them all of your feats of strength and character
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Kevlar retweeted
Snoughed so hard while driving that I ended up on rainbow road
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Jan 4
Calling a restaurant and ordering one burger for pickup two weeks from now
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21 Dec 2025
The following video contains graphic content that may be considered goated to some viewers
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21 Dec 2025
Unless Bugsquelcher’s still going then we running that space all night
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21 Dec 2025
You need to reevaluate your fucking life if you don’t have an old guy as one of your absolute boys
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20 Dec 2025
My mom’s boyfriend says that Christmas is when Frosty the Snowman fights with the devil
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20 Dec 2025
For those that truly rock with me-
Sludge Americana.
February 28th.
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Kevlar retweeted
13 Dec 2025
a kevlar or broccoli lesnar retweet is worth it’s weight in gold
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