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EXC π¨: Notts Forest will ONLY accept a bid for Elliot Anderson, which is high enough to cover their PSR breaches.
The widely disliked club are hoping to avoid another points deduction for cheating #nffc
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My unbiased PL predictions 26/27. Thoughts?
1 Man City
2 Chelsea
3 Crystal Palace
4 Aston Villa
5 Arsenal
6 Brentford
7 Everton
8 Man United
9 Coventry
10 Liverpool
11 Spurs
12 Bournemouth
13 Brighton
14 Everton
15 Hull City
16 Newcastle
17 Ipswich
18 Sunderland
19 Notts Forest
20 Fulham
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Funny to think that if Dean Henderson had been incorrectly sent off here, Brighton might still be relevant, and Notts Forest wouldnβt have demeaned themselves and become a laughing stock π€
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Newcastle selling Elliot Anderson for a net Β£15M has to be one of the worst bits of transfer business of all time.
And they have the audacity to moan about PSR ππππ
30 Jun 2024
π€ Newcastle United midfielder Elliot Anderson has completed a permanent move to Nottingham Forest.
Everyone at #NUFC thanks @elljanderson for his service to the club and extends their best wishes for the next chapter in his career. π€π€
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31 Aug 2021
Welcome to Palace, Odsonne Edouard π€©
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EXC π¨: I understand Pierre Sageβs move to Crystal Palace is IN DOUBT, after Oliver Glasner REFUSED to move out of the managerβs flat in Central London.
Glasner believes he is entitled to use the apartment until the start of the Serie A season on 23 August.
#CPFC have booked Sage a room at the Travelodge Beckenham, but WONβT stretch to including breakfast - a slight the French manager is said to be taking personally.
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BREAKING: Crystal Palace have REJECTED a β¬150m bid from Real Madrid for IsmaΓ―la Sarrπ¨
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π¨ Oliver Glasner is set to announce his semi-retirement, moving from European Champions Crystal Palace to mid-table AC Milan.
Glasner says he needs a rest after managing Englandβs most successful club #CPFC, and looks forward to the slower pace of life at a team where the only expectation is to avoid relegation.
βIβve earned the break. A smaller club, lower pressure, fewer trophies. Milan felt rightβ
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π¨: Crystal Palace have set a price for Adam Wharton to leave this summer:
Β£60M to Man City
Β£80M to Arsenal
Β£100M to Any Other Club (except Liverpool)
Β£150M to Liverpool
The pricing has been set based on each clubβs track record of overpaying.
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The Beak of Beak Street π π π retweeted
Jun 7
Palace end of season meme (2025-26 edition) #CPFC
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π¨: Brighton have slapped an Β£80M price tag on Jan Paul van Hecke.
βThe Dutch Cloggerβ is seen as one of the best attacking centre halves in the Premier League, after assisting the goal that secured Europa League football for Sunderland #bhafc
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π¨: Andoni Iraola has joined Community Shield runners-up Liverpool.
The Basque had been desperate to join European Champions Crystal Palace, but βstunk up the gaffβ during his #CPFC interview.
It is hoped Iraola can light up Anfield with his exciting brand of diving for penalties.
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π΄ π΅ Crystal Palace have confirmed they plan to pay tribute to Oliver Glasnerβs legacy by building several statues of him with the three trophies he won as #CPFC boss.
The club are waiting for planning permission from Brighton & Hove City Council, before commission the statues, which will be displayed on the sea front and outside the Amex Stadium.
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Fulham Ultras have gathered at Craven Cottage to pay tribute to Marco Silva who has announced he is leaving #ffc
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The Beak of Beak Street π π π retweeted
Jun 2
Thank you for everything, Oliver Glasner β€οΈπ
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Jun 2
Full letter:
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