Opinionated Anti-socialite, Freelance Armchair Analyst, Dad Jokes Comedy Genius, Production Visionary
Joined September 2019
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4 Oct 2022
I've recently come to realize and somewhat accept that I'm boring.. π₯΄
4 Oct 2022
The guy at #Hooters that tries to establish a personal relationship with each and every girl in the place.. Sir...
1 Oct 2022
Is it really an authentic #wafflehouse experience if you don't overhear a conversation about someone on the staff getting high? Went on to discern the difference between 'that' & marijuana.. So shorty on them 'hard drugs' - ya hate see it..
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30 Sep 2022
RT @DylanFedericoWX: The Sanibel Causeway was destroyed by Hurricane Ian. The only road in and out of Sanibel and Captiva. π #flwx #Ian httβ¦
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The 5-0 Eagles retweeted
30 Sep 2022
My brother, in medical school studying to be a team doc, "That's second impact syndrome, 1000%....It's going to be a very long road to recovery, based on how that looks." #Tua
The Dolphins' medical staff needs to be held accountable. You have to protect players from themselves
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30 Sep 2022
π§ Yeah, that's tough to see; now especially..
30 Sep 2022
How did the NFL see this last week in Buffalo and let Tua Tagvailoa continue to play tonight? π's he is okay after.
#TUA #OMGTua
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16 Sep 2022
Broooooo!? π€£π
16 Sep 2022
β π₯ or π¬ myπof choice is π±β¦ π€¦πΎββοΈ
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16 Sep 2022
We don't do that.. π
Lol. Crazyyy.
14 Sep 2022
Normalize doing lavish shit like 'they' do for no reason at all.. π€πΏβπΏπ―
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14 Sep 2022
All the Jews when the reggae band on our cruise ship drops into Hava Nagila out of literally nowhere:
27 Aug 2022
#PSA to all bar & grills. STOP PUTTING SALOON DOORS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM ENTRANCE! THEY'RE ANNOYING AS SHIT!!!
The 5-0 Eagles retweeted
22 Aug 2022
Am I going deaf or has anyone else had to watch every TV show with subtitles since like 2019
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23 Aug 2022
The fast food places that have stoner employees food always shhhhlaps! They might get your sauce wrong, might take a little longer.. #TrustTheProcess.. the pothead palate is like no other.. They're creating for you what they already know to be masterpieces.. ππΏπ€ #BIGlove
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17 Aug 2022
And God bless the young man at the window.. who not only allowed me to get 2 different flavors with a SIX PIECE.. but literally gave me a sauce FOR EACH NUGGET! This is the hero we didn't know we needed's origin story.. π€£π€£π€£
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17 Aug 2022
All I'm saying is, @ChickfilA with customer service like that, @Arbys is on y'all's ASS! Come to think of it, the last couple "my pleasures" I've gotten have been dry & a bit insincere.. π€π€π€
14 Aug 2022
Whatever @Popeyes had in that sandwich when it first dropped, @ChickfilA got that in the food now.. Line around the building at all times.. smgdh
13 Aug 2022
Love the energy.. The brotherhood is what will make Philly great again.. π€πΏβπΏ
