Contributor for @DirtSheetRadio. Short by nature, bald by choice. Sometimes I make jokes, other times I retweet them, also sometimes food posts.
Joined November 2009
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Jun 9
PARIS ISTFG I FINALLY GOT THAT PHENOMENAL CHANT OUT OF MY HEAD LIKE, TWO DAYS AGO.
I guess I should’ve known better than to watch Penta/Mysterio with the sound on. #ICTitle
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Jun 9
This man is living his absolute best lifehausen
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May 25
I mean I would’ve just left it as “Stop Using AI”, but that’s just me
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Apr 20
If you’d have told me six months ago that vampire midgets would be at WrestleMania beating up Kit Wilson and carrying The Miz up the ramp all with John Cena watching in the corner, I would’ve told you “Oh so they must’ve signed Danhausen” #WrestleMania
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Mar 11
The fallout from Vengeance Day is felt as NXT continues the charge toward Stand and Deliver. CJ and Tyler break down this week's edition of #WWENXT! youtube.com/live/fvZ9fghSf2I…
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Feb 5
Catching up on #WWEUnreal and there’s a part where @BeckyLynchWWE was talking about the line in her new entrance theme “I talk to your ghost every night in my sleep”.
It caught me off guard emotionally and I’ve spent the last 20 minutes dealing with emotional fallout.
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CJ Carter retweeted
20 Dec 2025
Hang it in the Smithsonian….
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13 Dec 2025
I’m bummed out about @JohnCena’s retirement from wrestling tonight.
But today’s also @iammrvandy’s 100th birthday, so maybe things can be bright and cheerful after all.
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15 Nov 2025
So either Solo’s mystery opponent is R-Truth or Aldis has been lying to him about being an entrant this whole time.
They’ve announced 15 out of the 16 entrants, so math 🤷♂️ but way to get a guy’s hopes up if it’s not. #SmackDown
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7 Nov 2025
Over a decade later and I still clearly hear @MikeWTrapp in my head.
“Yeaaaaah! Shuckle!” @dorkly
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CJ Carter retweeted
27 Oct 2025
Telling people on SNAP to “get a job” instead of asking why folks with jobs in 🇺🇸 cannot afford food?
You’re a bad person 🥰
BUT ALSO food insecurity is horrific & NO ONE should have to deal with it in 2025 - especially those not working, disabled, unhoused, etc
We should be better than this.
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27 Sep 2025
Crowd: “Ref, you suck!”
Me: “Tf you mean? Dude did his job flawlessly.”
#SmackDown
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22 Sep 2025
Did anybody else watching #WWERaw get an ad for SummerSlam like it was taking place this weekend? 😂
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6 Sep 2025
RT @AmoneyResists: It’s still the Department of Defense.
Just like it’s still the Gulf of Mexico.
Just like this is still Twitter.
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
theonion.com/rift-widens-bet…
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CJ Carter retweeted
3 Jun 2025
BREAKING: TNA Wrestling is celebrating June’s Pride Month with its first-ever Pride Collection: multiple shirts and more, featuring the company logo emblazed in the rainbow colors and a TNA Pride logo. The shirts are available at Tnamerch.com and proceeds from the TNA Pride Collection will be split between NAGAAA and Athlete Ally.
HERE: tnamerch.com/collections/pri…
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