Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.

Does this pass the pub test? “There is no suggestion Klein has ever acted inappropriately while officiating or breached any NRL regulations.” NRL talked to Klein about it in 2019 and kept it under wraps since. smh.com.au/sport/nrl/nrl-s-n…

I don’t know if it’s possible for the US to vote for stupider people than they have recently, but this guy is absolutely the bottom of the barrel and would be hard to surpass.

I got taught as a youngster ‘never piss off the referee’. Let’s not forget, they’re a family. Hurt one, you hurt them all. I’m sure the USMNT is quietly thrilled that every 50-50 call may go against them.

If there is a bigger #arseclown among the ranks of Australia’s former politicians than this prize-winning imbecile, I’d like to know who it is. (I’m fully aware that Cabbage Patch Babet says he’s not going to stand for re-election, so Kelly will have a challenger soon enough.)

Look at the RAGE on his sweaty swollen bright orange face before he crashed out and ran away.

If you live near the ocean, any ocean, or have a beachfront holiday house, read this.

Instead of paying the lot, patients make a capped co-payment currently maxed at $25.00 per prescription. Our government pays the balance of the price. So a $120 medicine costs the patient only $25. The Aussie government pays the remaining $95. …/4

Here’s the thing, it’s on Australia’s Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme, which arguably gets you more revenue than if it wasn’t. You get the full payment for it, and patients get that a reduced price. Understand? Perhaps a brief explainer is in order…/3

Memo to self: Print this out, read it, mentally file away the info, then use the paper as insulation at Friday night’s game in Canberra. It’s going to be cold.

Whenever I see a tweet reference to California Dreaming, I am contractually obliged to share this video. youtu.be/Kh9bGj09Ua0?si=d-oy…

Please @NRL can the Bunker be abolished?

People power played a huge part in stopping the Trump phallus on the Gold Coast. Here’s the petition to stop the Trump 18-hole Swamp and adjacent dens of iniquity. petitions.getup.org.au/petit… via @getup

I'd never seen this -- MAD Magazine, 1991. Really good.

Amazingly, the peanut gallery who shout loudest demanding cuts to the ABC are now saying the ABC should have bought Bluey. It didn’t have the money to compete with the BBC partly because of Abbott’s cuts. Idiocy reigns supreme.

“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…” Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share. This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating: “Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight. A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive. A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy. A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages. You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything. They’re simply too poor to afford bail. Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s. Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends. Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years. Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you. And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster. And you call Greenland badly governed? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment. ‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’ When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years. And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess. You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy. So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan. The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth. And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”