Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor.

Joined February 2009
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Nailed it.
The Top Golf sale is a perfect encapsulation of where we are currently in the game. Callaway made a 2 billion dollar bet on exposing non-traditional golfers to driving range golf hoping they’d become core golfers and buy Callaway’s clubs and balls, long-term. This naturally didn’t work because: 1. Actual golfers hate the concept and execution. No one wants to see drunk and non-drunk people top shots, shank, body pirouetting after a shot, yelling/wooing after a shot, showing up in jeans or bros with their hats backwards hitting golf balls as hard as they can while eating nachos between shots. 2. The 10-12 acre facilities are in the middle of town and total eyesores. It’s the ugliest business in every town they occupy. 3. Similar to bowling, the only people that go are big groups for “team building”, double-dates, and birthday/Christmas parties. To survive the business needs recurring revenue, not customers that show up 2x per year. 4. The menu is microwaved and/or fried Sysco bag food and the waitresses don’t look like Hooters girls from the late 80’s and early 90’s - when they looked like they could be on Baywatch. It’s hard to imagine losing 1 billion dollars in 4 years on what should be a core competency. This should be a lesson to all golf-related businesses chasing non-core golfers, but it won’t be. The powers that be will continue going after the lowest common denominator. The End.
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The secondhand embarrassment I’m experiencing whilst watching grown men heckle the best golfers on the planet is unbearable. Weirdo behavior
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Declining a reporter’s invitation to the glamorous White House Correspondents’ Association dinner one year, the justice wrote, “Whatever gene it takes to savor those sorts of dinners was left out of my double helix.” David Souter, RIP.
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Schopenhauer on why noise is annoying, but not for everyone.
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When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.
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so much of this website is just people bringing a mentally ill person to your attention like a cat bringing you a dying lizard in its mouth. what do you want me to do with this homie. it’s going in the garbage and I feel a little bad for it. you did get him though, that’s true
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21 May 2023
At Esquire we sent a bunch of people $100 bills and asked them to send back $100 worth of work. Amis sent this bit of brilliance.
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Took PATH from Hoboken to Christopher yesterday, wonder if the tube’s age impacts the speed of the train. What you would think would be a quick trip takes forever.
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Replying to @AstorAaron
The oldest trans-Hudson crossing was the 1910 Uptown Hudson Tubes train tunnels for the Hudson and Manhattan Railroad. They are now the PATH tubes from Hoboken to Christopher Street and then to 33rd Street. This is a 1909 diagram of the NJ side with split to Hoboken and Newark.
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This one hurts. RIP Tony Sirico.
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Norm’s iconic bit about Germany from Letterman’s last Late Show will always stay with me as well. #RIPNorm
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14 Oct 2020
How it started How it’s going
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"Putting much of your industrial capacity in the hands of a geopolitical rival is cool because of comparative advantage and gains to efficiency and low prices." x.com/VKJudit/status/1237448…

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In a call between the two foreign ministers, China agreed to supply Italy with 1,000 ventillators and 2 million masks. Additionally, they are donating (!) them 100k respirators, 20k protective suits, and 50k test kits as part of "massive aid" package. corriere.it/politica/20_marz…
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21 Nov 2019
somebody on twitter today: trump's weird hand-scrawled denial today sounds like a ramones song. me:
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Holy shit that John Musgrave story. #VietnamWarPBS
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Bravo @PIX11News having 'The End' open 'Ratpocalypse' story.
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8 Jul 2016
small bright spot in a gut/heart-wrenching read: the Queen is civilized af newyorker.com/magazine/2016/… @bentaub91
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For those who were asking… x.com/debcha/status/71860005…
TIL: the difference between a wharf, a pier, a jetty and a quay (reading about the history of the port of San Francisco on a Friday night).
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L. Ron Hubbard wasn't creepy at all. #GoingClear
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30 Sep 2014
Why should I change my name, he's the one who sucks nydailynews.com/new-york/que…
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