βRug on the Barnβ
Fake audits stitched with a Photoshop seam,
Fake teams with faces from some stock-image dream.
Renounced contracts? They say itβs locked β
But renounce backdoor = a rotten crock.
Liquidity βlockedβ on some sketchy site,
But keys reappear at 3 a.m., outta sight.
Rug multisig? Nah, single key in a drawer,
One man pulls the plug β the coop hits the floor.
Rug on the barn, rugs on the floor,
We begged for gains and then we got more.
More smoke, more mirrors, more pump and dump,
We cried to the chat but they left with the pump.
Rug on the barn, feathers in the wind,
We blame the devs but where did we begin?
FOMO, laziness, trustinβ DM clout β
Lessonβs gettinβ learned, but wallets feelinβ drought.
Yo, influencer with a yacht and a fake smile,
Weβll block your handle and walk a thousand miles.
Shill channels poppinβ, moderators paid,
We got memes for days β their scam parade.
To the guy who said βfloor is zero, buy now!β
Weβll make a ringtone of your cowboy howl.
To the dev who ghosts with the ladder of cash,
Hope your yacht gets a flat, that savage crash.
Stop. Breathe. Put the buy button on ice,
Read the contract, check the math twice.
DYOR means actually reading the team,
No stock-photo faces β thatβs red flag number one, you see?
Verify contract address on explorer legit,
Make sure the liquidity pool is actually lit.
Check the lock: where, who, and for how long?
Verify with multiple sites β donβt sing along.
Audit? Great β but click the real link,
Look for the firm, not a screenshot stink.
Read issue lists, donβt trust a PDF flex,
Audits can be shallow β so do more checks.
Watch token permissions before you approve,
βSpenderβ access can steal what you move.
Donβt approve infinite allowances blind β
Use small approvals, or clear them in time.
Use hardware wallets to shield your seed,
Never paste it into a random feed.
Bookmark official links, donβt click DM spam,
Two-factor auth β keep that extra dam.
So yeah β rugpulls funny when they happen to others,
But we were birds once, crashed like bothered brothers.
We laugh at the scammer, we learn and we teach,
Keep your seed in your pocket β keep your heartbeat in reach.
No blame on the poor, no hate on the lost,
We paid our lesson β we learn from the cost.
Now we guard the coop, we lock the gate,
We play with our bread, not with fate.
(βcluck cluck cluck! COCK-A-DOODLE-SAFE!β)