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Central Michigan University @CMICHUniversity

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Joined January 2021
  • Tweets 77
  • Following 221
  • Followers 229
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We forgot to add… if you see the person in the orange jacket in the picture, please call the police. They run this account. Fire up!
Central Michigan U.@CMUniversity
9 Nov 2021
With colors like these, it's hard to not 🍂 fall 🍂 in love with campus! Visit us and see for yourself: cmich.ly/3wD5yWg
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Anime is now illegal. Fire up!
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Instead of showing the Central vs. Western game at Okelly’s tomorrow, we have been told the only thing playing on the screens will be a documentary on the Central Michigan Esports team! Fire up!
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To whoever threw an orange at President Davies during the Homecoming parade, we hope you like Wayside. This Wednesday you will be locked in the cage while the faculty pelts you with fruits. You are not allowed to wear clothes, only the President’s hat. Fire up!
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Move over Esports team… this is a Craig fan page now! Fire up!
Craig Colgan@CraigColgan
25 Sep 2021
Replying to @ProRelUSASoccer
That’s a dirty slur. I keep forgetting that @CMICHUniversity is not @CMUniversity. Fool me once …
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Anyone who unvaccinated will be executed at midnight tonight in front of the UC. Fire up!
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I’m sure you’re fun at parties! Fire up!
CMU Confessions@cmuconfessions3
31 Aug 2021
"Please PLEASE stop partying. Please remember your immunocompromised peers, professors, and faculty."
Right here, officer. Fire up!
CMU Confessions@cmuconfessions3
4 Aug 2021
"Dating younger women was the best decision I’ve ever made. My girlfriend is 5 younger than me and treats me better than I’ve ever been treated before."
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Thanks for the mention! However, we will be doubling all student account debt because of this tweet! Fire up!
pski@_pcherrell
23 Jul 2021
let’s play follow the leader @CMICHUniversity
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This is why enrollment is down. Fire up!
CMU Confessions@cmuconfessions3
12 Jul 2021
"I’m fucking broke af and is willing to sell feet pics to anyone that wants them?"
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🚨 TOE FETISH ALERT🚨 Fire up! (DMs are open 😳)
CMU Confessions@cmuconfessions3
20 Jun 2021
"To the girl with cute toes in flip flops at Cabin Fri night, didn’t get your number but like this if you feel it was a missed connection."
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We hate it here Fire up!
CMU Confessions@cmuconfessions3
11 Jun 2021
"Anyone collect bones?"
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Tear gas is kinda funny, Lauren Fire up!
Lauren Edwards@LaurenEdwardsTV
31 May 2021
Tear gas is no joke! “I think there are a lot of reasons why people don’t want this documented because then it forces us as a society to stop being so optimistic about how short-term & not harmful tear gas must be,” says 👩🏻‍🏫 at @CMICHUniversity fox17online.com/news/america…
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Get over it. Fire up!
Isaac Ritchey@isaacmritchey
14 May 2021
Got my grad photos back from commencement. Somehow CMU got my name and photos wrong. Looking good though @ChastainAJ.
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Go ahead and attack both! We won’t do anything except tell you either get smarter or try to get a bid! Fire up or shut up!
CMU Confessions@cmuconfessions3
21 Apr 2021
"why are we only attacking honors students when we could also be attacking greek life for their covid spreading 😀"
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It has come to our attention that students have been smoking marijuana on campus. Students will not be punished by the university as eternal suffering in the 7th layer of hell for this unforgivable sin is punishment enough! Fire up!
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Any parties this weekend? Our faculty is looking to show that COVID isn’t real. DM’s are open! Fire up!
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How has COVID-19 challenged you this year? Let us know! For every excuse that does not meet our standards, a randomly selected student will be given a zero in every course! We will also not be shutting down campus! Get over it and get vaccinated! Fire up!
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Shut up. Fire up!
CMU Confessions@cmuconfessions3
9 Apr 2021
"I am extremely disappointed in @cmichprez and the rest of admin here, as they have done nothing to slow the spread of covid and continue to sweep it under the rug and downplay the severity of this virus.
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In honor of Greek Week, any student who tries to enter the library will be met a man in a toga and will be asked, “Who do you know here?” or “Name five brothers.” If you cannot do this, you will forced to learn Greek as your only form of communication. Fire up!
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