I’m in two bands, so cut me some friggin’ slack.
Joined May 2011
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16 Sep 2019
I promise that any time I’m out on an appraisal and get to pet a cat I will tweet a picture of it. #CatsofAppraisal
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Natasha > Tashi > Tash > Tasherino > Tasher Sose > Tash Mahal > Tash Monster > You GD Nightmare > Squeep
Mar 5
every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name
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27 Feb 2025
The hypershreksualization of our children continues…
27 Feb 2025
First teaser for ‘SHREK 5’
In theaters on December 23, 2026.
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15 Jan 2025
Live on this podcast I called Murlocs in Space Marine armor. Eight years later...#Hearthstone #1600Dust
29 Sep 2017
The amazing @PlayHearthstone panel at our #Blizzcon event with @GarrettArt @cmplummer @KCCO_Gamer @GW_Alec @notrob & @kickedtripod
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2 Aug 2024
I’ll do what I can!
2 Aug 2024
Fantastic news. I have worked with @CMPlummer and she is the representative we need in Congress. Let's make this happen!
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23 Jun 2023
Here’s hoping this is awesome, it’s one of the best Sci-fi trilogies I’ve read!
20 Jun 2023
Life looks for life. 3 BODY PROBLEM, a thrilling new mystery unlike anything you’ve seen before, is coming to Netflix January 2024.
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30 Mar 2023
Will Asteroid City be the first good movie by Wes Anderson? I’m guessing no.
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3 Jan 2023
Been awhile since I posted some of my own cooking so…homemade ahi tuna poke bowl for dinner last night.
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9 Dec 2022
Dad, what happens if I eat the leftover fondant?
I dunno, why don’t you find out?
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