UEFA B licence, Goalkeeper and Set Piece coach for @banbridgetownfc occasionally tweets something not LCFC related 🦊

Joined November 2009
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£5 to the first person who can tell me all the football memes I dropped into my post-match interview 👀😂 instagram.com/reel/DX6MXfJsP…
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Americans discovering the Scottish and English’s love of a group sing song is my favourite World Cup sub plot so far

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Yeh almost the same although I’m pretty sure the Somali referee hasn’t been accused of rape
Surely Canada barring an actual player from Ghana will spark the same amount of outrage from sports media that the US denying entry to the Somalian referee did, right?
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Maybe AI isn’t all so bad
A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.
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I have never wanted my predictions bracket to be more correct than right now
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You’re asking is there people older the 16 on this app 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Are there people on this app who have Watched more than 4 world cups ?
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Always remember watching old replays of the 1954 World Cup final and that brace by the Undertaker
Me parece loco que en la historia de los mundiales solo existan dos Bicampeones
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World Cup school breakfasts were elite
Jun 2
Getting into school early in the morning to gather in the assembly hall, watching David Seaman get lobbed by Ronaldinho as England were knocked out by Brazil. Core memory for many English people of my generation…
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Just get a fire stick lad
Football should bring people together, not shut them out. For the first time since the competition began, fans won’t be able to watch the Champions League final for free. That’s not right. This is bigger than wanting to watch Arsenal in this historic final. It’s bigger than one club. Hardworking people shouldn’t have to fork out for a subscription to watch this match. I urge TNT Sports to reconsider and make the final next Saturday free to watch.
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If Tuchel goes and wins the World Cup with this squad then I think we all collectively as a nation have to admit that we truly don’t know ball
May 22
It’s official. Your #ThreeLions players heading to the @FIFAWorldCup! 🏆
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Just watched the @vardy7 documentary while sat in the airport, now trying to explain to security staff why my eyes are red and puffy boarding a flight

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Looks like we could be getting another Asterix title winner Liverpool 2019* Arsenal 2026*
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Susan Boyle & Wayne Rooney
Huge British female celebrity's 'affair with top sports star exposed after thousands of intimate pictures and messages are leaked' trib.al/7eVpdNS
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The shithousery 👏🏼👏🏼
One big family 🫶
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Irn-Bru Buzzball anyone?
Not making one for Scotland is mental. No matter how shite they taste if there’s enough % on them they’d get tanned and we’d be one of highest selling countries 🤣
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Dwayne
May 6
Gun to your head, name a rock.
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9 years ago today I was playing an FA Cup FIFA tournament for Leicester at Wembley……what a time to be alive 👌🏼😂
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It’s not crap if you listen to the context: 13 years ago when we were in League 1 then yes we all would’ve taken it However if in August 2015 you said ‘you’ll win the Prem but in 10 years you’ll go down to League 1 with finance issues’ then the answer would’ve been different
Such a crap take and what’s more disappointing is that I really didn’t expect to hear this nonsense from Lineker. He’s the most high profile person we have to represent us and he’s choosing this narrative.
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I’d consider quitting if I won £2 on a scratch card
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Gary Lamb retweeted
Kind of how I felt about parenting when my kids were younger.
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I’d be very interested to hear from single women who disagree with this….
I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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