I’m gonna sniff the bridge of your glasses, then develop a flavor profile for your facial grease. Who’s first?

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show your mom this petting zoo video.

About to water the mini @CORNdiff field so I can have free corn one time a few months from now.

Chorizo tits

Character idea: a red cat that fights crime.

Nick Cage has gone full retard

Also…. Can you fucking sack of shit, birdfeeder inventors not come up with anything better than a goddamn camera inside a birdfeeder?

I’ll tolerate a tranny all fucking day. But if you put two dudes kissing on my TV, you can fuck right off. #homelander

Great… I got into the Homelander show and then a couple of seasons in it gets all faggy. Thanks Amazon, you sack licking fuck Witts.

“Harambe,” the darling baby gorilla of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville, Texas, celebrates his second birthday.

In 2020, bodybuilder Bobby Humphreys fell into a severe depression and even tried to k*ll himself after his wife left him. But tiny dogs saved his life. On New Year's Eve 2016, Bobby Humphreys' wife of 17 years filed for divorce and walked out. A week later he tore his shoulder in the gym and needed reconstructive surgery. He started drinking and sank into a deep depression. His friend Connie refused to leave him alone. "She literally just wouldn't go away no matter how much I told her to," he wrote. “She had lost friends to that before and wasn't going to lose me." When Connie was kicked out of her home and couldn't take her chihuahua Lady with her, Bobby agreed to take the dog in. Lady had a notoriously bad temperament. Bobby had always mocked men who owned small dogs. None of that mattered. He found that the only thing that made him happy was spending time with her. He then found Kira, a chihuahua with food aggression issues, then Harley and her sister Queen who had lived in terrible conditions, then Bella whose nails had grown so long they doubled back into her paws. He couldn't stop. In October 2018 his home officially became Big Guy, Littles World Sanctuary. It now houses 99 chihuahuas and one cat. He funds it himself by selling CBD products he developed, and sleeps each night surrounded by the 20 smallest and most fragile ones.

If this isn’t your third pic on your dating profile, you’re doing it wrong.

Choose wisely! Others have let me down.

The audio on this is wild. 😂

Ozempic is really just 9/11 for Black guys

europeans after enabling their out of office auto reply until september

its so funny that men found out that this was what women were doing at their jobs and the men went "im crashing this economy with no survivors"

Tried it. My cat was killed by a large diet Coke.